What would you do?

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You're sat in a high street coffee shop. It's fairly busy and on the next table facing you sat alone is a man in his late 60's with obvious mental health issues. He is constantly twitching, gurning, making odd gestures with his hands and arms and talking to himself. Also, beside his table is a wheeled walking frame, the type with handlebars and a brake. He has no drink on his table and you get the impression that he's possibly a regular who the shop's staff feel sympathy for.

Two women arrive at the table directly across from his table and as one of them stands with her back to him, about to take her mid-length coat off, unknown to her but in full view to you, in a split second he reaches across, lifts the back of her coat and possibly skirt, leans over and appears to look up her skirt.

What would you do?
 
You're sat in a high street coffee shop. It's fairly busy and on the next table facing you sat alone is a man in his late 60's with obvious mental health issues. He is constantly twitching, gurning, making odd gestures with his hands and arms and talking to himself. Also, beside his table is a wheeled walking frame, the type with handlebars and a brake. He has no drink on his table and you get the impression that he's possibly a regular who the shop's staff feel sympathy for.

Two women arrive at the table directly across from his table and as one of them stands with her back to him, about to take her mid-length coat off, unknown to her but in full view to you, in a split second he reaches across, lifts the back of her coat and possibly skirt, leans over and appears to look up her skirt.

What would you do?
Don't doxx me :mad:
 
One of Thatchers bigger mistakes was closing down the asylums in favour of "Care in the community"

Being continually surrounded by Mentally_deranged/Outright_Bat****_crazy is now the new normal..

Please make it stop! :(

Tut tut
 
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Surely you would just say ' oi what you doing!'

It's this generation incapable of thinking for themselves?

Making a scene is an option. The guy's far from a full shilling though. It probably wouldn't achieve much.

You think I'm asking for advice?

How sweet. :)
 
In all seriousness, this is a clear case of stand and bang. Once you've superplexed the women, you can apologise to the old chap for having to put up with such shameless whoremongering.
 
I'd probably do nothing, feel guilty and end up posting about it on a forum.

Nice. Do you think I did nothing? :)

This thread has so much edge it's hilarious. Please keep it coming guys, we're having a right chuckle here. :D
 
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