What would you have done?

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I work as Security in a shop. The other day (a very busy one i might add) we had a small group of kids enter (4 or 5), nothing out of the ordinary there. Untill there was this absolutly foul stench that filled the shop within seconds, the kids were joshin amongs themselves about how 1 of them had alledgedly farted. It was no fart, it stunk like rotten eggs mixed with sulphur. It. Was. A. Stink Bomb. I had a customer allready trying to get the kids out of the store, he was prepared to hit them :eek:. I had to keep my cool, so i headed over to the commotion and promtly barred the group of lads for life, there pictures are now on the wall of our staff office. The kids decided to get all mouthy with me asking why they were barred, they had done nout wrong. The customer i mentioned before saw them let the stink bomb off. A few hours later in the day 2 of the kids came back with there parents, they kicked off. I said that what there sons had done, was in fact an act of domestic terrorism. They promtly left and i never saw them there yesterday, and i dont really think i will see them again.

What would you have done in my possition?

Did i act accordingly?
 
Bit harsh to be honest.

When I was in school, we used to let off stink bombs on the tube, was very funny :p
 
Asked if they had any spare to play a prank on your inlaws :p

Seriously though you done the right thing as if I remember these little stink bombs are in a glass container and have to be smashed to be activated
 
the glass is uber thin and wouldnt cut through water without effort though.

you were probably a bit to harsh imo and it is far from terrorism which people like to fling around all the time
 
I would have walked right up to them and shouted "that's not a fart, this is a fart" and crapped all over their shoes.
 
Since when did kids letting off stink bombs become "domestic terrorism"? With that one comment you made yourself look the complete fool!
 
Bit harsh to be honest.

When I was in school, we used to let off stink bombs on the tube, was very funny :p

Its not really that funny in a food store that sells fresh fruit and veg.

Asked if they had any spare to play a prank on your inlaws :p

Seriously though you done the right thing as if I remember these little stink bombs are in a glass container and have to be smashed to be activated

That is wht the customer says he saw, one kid got a small 'vail' out of his pocket and stamped on it on the floor.
 
I was on a train home the other day when some little brats let off a stink bomb as they got off. Part of me wanted to shove my keyboard down their throats, another part of me thought "oh well, at least I didn't get stabbed".

I'd say the OP acted accordingly. If Billy Bunter let of a stink bomb he'd get a clip round the ear before heading off to pinch some apples from the parson's orchard, clearly we can't do that these days so barring from the shop is an appropriate sanction.
 
Lol domestic terrorism >.< I'll have to use thatsome time, but aside from that, you done what should've been done, dealt with it calmly and kept dignity as opposed to kicking the little ******** out with a large boot, I'd have probably ended up smearing their faces in the stuff, like teaching a puppy where not to poop ;)
 
You did the right thing (apart from maybe the domestic terrorism line :D ) I'm not quite sure how discipling kids has come to be seen as taboo these days.

If I had been banned from a shop i wouldn't have dared tell my parents. They certainly wouldn't have complained on my behalf. I really am not one for coming out with "what's this country coming to?!!!" rubbish but parents these days get far too precious with their kids and no one else dare say anything either. Kids need to have a bit more fear and respect.
 
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