What would you have done?

Malevolence said:
You should have brought your chin down to protect your neck while staring straight into his eyes. Bring up your hands as if to say "I don't want any trouble ya hear".

Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Now here come the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume, they should be surprised by now. Begin to sway from side to side and loosen all facial muscles, your anal sphincter and your kegel muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponents will have stepped back and be visibly shaken.

Begin to pee and **** yourself and let your eyes roll back into your head.

By now you are chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs. They will run away.

Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence in their very souls.

Marvel as you ascend into your final planar form.
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ROFL quality copy pasta :D

Good on you OP for speaking up.
 
Say "what on earth are you doing? You'll never get an apple through a window, you need rocks! Here let me show you."
 
Doogles said:
I'm not that strong so I'd would have not said anything and called the bill, they are meant to do their job.
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The trouble with that is the police round here are incredibly slow to turn up for any anti social behaviour by which time it's normally ended. Or when they do turn up the kids disappear in to the fields or woods nearby.
 
I'd have told him to go away before I ripped his face off with a little smile.

This is a tried and tested method of seeing who's actually got something to back their mouth up with. Most just think I'm mental and decide it's not worth the hassle.

I'm actually a very nice laid back guy but they don't need to know that :)
 
it's good you had a go at them, i hope it makes them think twice about doing this sort of thing again. most kids get up to something like this when they are younger, again the hope is they grow out of it quickly enough. although i have my doubts about the one that squared up to you, probably a moron for life.
 
Dis86 said:
The thing is Asim, when you and those kids grow up you'll eventually realise some people care about more than just themselves. I wouldn't want my car full of dents, I therefore imagine the owners of the cars that had the apples lobbed at them wouldn't want them full of dents.
On top of that there's the risk that they break a window or even worse cause one of the drivers of the moving vehicles to have an accident.

Let's just hope you're never in a situation where you need someone else's help and they think like you do, '**** it, why should I care about someone else'.
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Agreed. I don't mind kids having a bit of fun, but not at the detriment of other people's property, or health/well being - imagine if they had caused an accident or whatever. Good on your for looking at the bigger picture and thinking about your neighbourhood. We need more people willing to step in - so long as it doesn't put them in any danger.

I'd have probably done the same, and challenged them as to what they were doing. Had they assaulted me for it, I'd have probably tried to grab one of them and call the police somehow. But ultimately, I'd want to avoid getting into a fight with a minor or a group of minors, as being an adult I'd end up in trouble no doubt.
 
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