I'm going to run my own dating & social dynamics school, teaching men + women how to be better people and not suck at social interactions. Find Mrs Right at some point, then sell the business and start a drive around the world for charity road expedition, lasting 2 years and going to every continent. Then I will retire running my own scuba diving shop in the Maldives or somewhere exotic complete with my own boat + seaplane once I get my pilots license. Will take up skydiving as a hobby too. (Will be 35-45 at this point with 3+ kids). Will move to Canada for 20 yrs while they get educated. Also fancy doing another uni degree or a phd at some point in all of this.
PS I'm seriously not taking the **** here, I plan on doing all of this.