What would you uninvent?

builder22 · 25 Dec 2023 at 13:01

alcohol - xmas dinner is gonna be a struggle today!

BUDFORCE · 25 Dec 2023 at 14:24

Programmable microwaves.

Ayahuasca · 25 Dec 2023 at 14:28

Whoever came up with the matching PJs family Facebook photo every Christmas.

Deleted member 77746 · 25 Dec 2023 at 14:41

Harold X said:
mobile phones

What would you do in an emergancy outside in a location too far to access a landline?

Also I think we can safely say if everything in this thread wasn’t invented it would be so boring lol

Chabsy · 25 Dec 2023 at 15:03

Deliveroo, fatties get up of their bums and go to the shops.

SexyGreyFox · 25 Dec 2023 at 17:56

BUDFORCE said:
Programmable microwaves.

I apologise for that.
The company I worked for were the first and I told them if I couldn't work it out how could the public?

Jono8 · 25 Dec 2023 at 18:00

The internet, no question.

It will end up being the most damaging invention for human society and mental wellbeing ever.

DavieJG · 25 Dec 2023 at 20:56

Jono8 said:
The internet, no question.

It will end up being the most damaging invention for human society and mental wellbeing ever.

A certain irony

Deleted member 77746 · 25 Dec 2023 at 20:58

Jono8 said:
The internet, no question.

It will end up being the most damaging invention for human society and mental wellbeing ever.

So if one chooses to remove themself from the internet will they be safe?

throwaway4372 · 25 Dec 2023 at 21:00

GaryTheSnail said:
So if one chooses to remove themself from the internet will they be safe?

people do digital detox and say it's good
but overall the rest of the society is still connected so disconnecting yourself alone doesn't really solve the problem

Deleted member 77746 · 25 Dec 2023 at 21:01

throwaway4372 said:
people do digital detox and say it's good
but overall the rest of the society is still connected so it doesn't really solve the problem

I couldn’t do my job if there was no digital and I would imaging neither could a lot of people on these forums.

throwaway4372 · 25 Dec 2023 at 21:11

GaryTheSnail said:
I couldn’t do my job if there was no digital and I would imaging neither could a lot of people on these forums.

me neither, but I'd probably have been better off doing something else instead, so "not having this career" is one more reason to uninvent the internet imo

Jono8 · 25 Dec 2023 at 22:07

GaryTheSnail said:
So if one chooses to remove themself from the internet will they be safe?

No, because it's already a completely vital part of our society.

builder22 · 25 Dec 2023 at 22:15

Monopoly

beachBOYken · 25 Dec 2023 at 22:17

Mobile phones, Netflix, Amazon.

HoneyBadger · 25 Dec 2023 at 22:21

Diabetes

Deleted member 77746 · 25 Dec 2023 at 22:46

MoNkeE said:
What’d I miss?!

They mentioned that little holiday place that earns you a suspension.

azazl187 · 25 Dec 2023 at 22:50

The sudden uninterest in anything intimate with their bloke the moment a woman gets married or has kids......

cheesefest · 26 Dec 2023 at 06:53

Ayahuasca said:
Whoever came up with the matching PJs family Facebook photo every Christmas.

That is so chavvy.

The concept of wearing PJs all day needs to be uninvented. If I’m unwell, I wear baggy tops, thick tracky bums. PJs are for bed and breakfast

cheesefest · 26 Dec 2023 at 06:56

Lip fillers
Plastic surgery. Unless the person has had injuries or illness affecting their face (such as a stroke) and PS corrected a drooping eye.

No one looks good after plastic surgery. Plus with the likes of Joan Collins, they always look surprised