What's in the box?

Bill101 · 11 May 2011 at 09:39

I would first try to reason with my new spider overlords as it looks like I am hopelessly outnumbered there

Shayper · 11 May 2011 at 09:51

MissileMoose said:
*Grabs coat*

GO AWAY!

Cosimo · 11 May 2011 at 09:56

MissileMoose said:
*Grabs coat*

Strokes the hairy beast.

OriginalJonty · 11 May 2011 at 10:01

There's only one thing for it. Abandon the house and let the spiders claim it. It's too late for the owner.

J.T · 11 May 2011 at 10:01

[FnG]magnolia;19108302 said:
Imagine those crawling up your quilt towards your face. They pause before rushing towards your open maw and then, as one, they force themselves deep into your mouth and down your throat. You awake, screaming through a mouthful of squirming skittery spiders.

Mmmmmm, Tasty!

The Dread Pirate · 11 May 2011 at 10:04

I like the box I can make use of it's content in many a practical joke or vengence driven action!

Benihana · 11 May 2011 at 10:10

simulatorman said:
Strokes the hairy beast.

Make sure you wash those hands afterwards, before handling the poor spider..

AeoNGriM · 11 May 2011 at 11:48

Lysander said:
This!

P.S. You have no fire.

'Thanks, Diane.......now some Entertainment news, and Takeshi's Castle producers are in big trouble after their new version of the Honeycomb Maze claims yet another victim. One contestant had this to say to our reporter "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH'.......back to you, Diane.'

P.S You just read this in Tom Tucker's voice, didn't you?

Philz0r · 11 May 2011 at 12:14

the yellow one is totally the "female dog"

Bennie-Mac · 11 May 2011 at 12:32

Fry them up nice and crispy in some sesame seed oil, enjoy with some balsamic glaze and a bottle of red wine to wash down the legs.

wannabedamned · 11 May 2011 at 12:35

I honestly do not know what my real life reaction would be....

1 spider yeah, I'll catch it let it out. But i know if one fell on me, or ran up my arm I'd freak.

So opening a box like that, I think I may very well shriek like a woman and run away to safety

Cosimo · 11 May 2011 at 12:45

Bennie-Mac said:
Fry them up nice and crispy in some sesame seed oil, enjoy with some balsamic glaze and a bottle of red wine to wash down the legs.

Sounds very tasty, which wine do you recommend?

'Wes · 11 May 2011 at 12:54

At least i still have my nuke from orbit.

MissileMoose · 11 May 2011 at 13:03

Haggisman · 11 May 2011 at 13:04

simulatorman said:
Sounds very tasty, which wine do you recommend?

A nice chianti *thssss* =P

franco_22 · 11 May 2011 at 13:27

why do ppl hate spiders so much? I dont understand, there's nothing wrong with them

Shayper · 11 May 2011 at 13:31

franco_22 said:
why do ppl hate spiders so much? I dont understand, there's nothing wrong with them

Probably the fact that they are the most evil things known to man.

Either that or most of OcUK are huge girls (me included

)

I shall let you make the choice. Choose well.

wannabedamned · 11 May 2011 at 13:32

franco_22 said:
why do ppl hate spiders so much? I dont understand, there's nothing wrong with them

You're aware that certain spiders nibble at your soul while you sleep?

The Dread Pirate · 11 May 2011 at 13:37

franco_22 said:
why do ppl hate spiders so much? I dont understand, there's nothing wrong with them

Shayper said:
Either that or most of OcUK are huge girls (me included )

This!

Shayper said:
Probably the fact that they are the most evil things known to man.

No No No thats Apple and MS you're thinking of! *shakes fist*