What's on your Ctrl+V?

(function($) {

$.fn.cycle = function(options) {
return this.each(function() {
if (options && options.constructor == String) {
if (options == 'stop') {
if (this.cycleTimeout) clearTimeout(this.cycleTimeout);
this.cycleTimeout = 0;
return;
}
options = { fx: options };
}

var $cont = $(this), $slides = $cont.children(), els = $slides.get();
donum('1/' + els.length);
if (els.length < 2) return; // don't bother

var opts = $.extend({}, $.fn.cycle.defaults, options || {}, $.meta ? $cont.data() : {});
if (opts.autostop)
opts.countdown = els.length;

opts.before = opts.before ? [opts.before] : [];
opts.after = opts.after ? [opts.after] : [];

// allow shorthand overrides of width, height and timeout
var cls = this.className;
var w = parseInt((cls.match(/w:(\d+)/)||[])[1]) || opts.width;
var h = parseInt((cls.match(/h:(\d+)/)||[])[1]) || opts.height;
opts.timeout = parseInt((cls.match(/t:(\d+)/)||[])[1]) || opts.timeout;

if ($cont.css('position') == 'static')
$cont.css('position', 'relative');
if (w)
$cont.width(w);
if (h && h != 'auto')
$cont.height(h);

$slides.each(function(i){$(this).css('z-index', els.length-i);}).css('position','absolute').hide();
$(els[0]).show();
if (opts.fit && w)
$slides.width(w);
if (opts.fit && h && h != 'auto')
$slides.height(h);
if (opts.pause)
$cont.hover(function(){opts.paused=1;}, function(){opts.paused=0;});

// run transition init fn
var init = $.fn.cycle.transitions[opts.fx];
if ($.isFunction(init))
init($cont, $slides, opts);
if (opts.cssBefore)
$slides.not(':eq(0)').css(opts.cssBefore);

opts.cssBefore = opts.cssBefore || {};
opts.animIn = opts.animIn || {};
opts.animOut = opts.animOut || {};

if (opts.timeout) {
// ensure that timeout and speed settings are sane
if (opts.speed.constructor == String)
opts.speed = {slow: 600, fast: 200}[opts.speed] || 400;
if (!opts.sync)
opts.speed = opts.speed / 2;
while((opts.timeout - opts.speed) < 250)
opts.timeout += opts.speed;
}
if (opts.easing)
opts.easeIn = opts.easeOut = opts.easing;
if (!opts.speedIn)
opts.speedIn = opts.speed;
if (!opts.speedOut)
opts.speedOut = opts.speed;

//alert(els.length);
//alert(opts.currSlide[0]);

opts.nextSlide = opts.random ? (Math.floor(Math.random() * (els.length-1)))+1 : 1;
opts.currSlide = 0;

if (opts.click && !opts.next)
opts.next = opts.click;
if (opts.next)
$(opts.next).bind('click', function(){return advance(els, opts,1)});
if (opts.prev)
$(opts.prev).bind('click', function(){return advance(els, opts,-1)});
if (opts.pager)
buildPager(els, opts);
if (opts.timeout)
this.cycleTimeout = setTimeout(function(){go(els, opts,1)}, opts.timeout + (opts.delay||0));
});
};

function go(els, opts, manual) {
var p = els[0].parentNode, curr = els[opts.currSlide], next = els[opts.nextSlide];
if (p.cycleTimeout === 0 && !manual)
return;

if (opts.before.length)
$.each(opts.before, function(i,o) { o.apply(next, [curr, next, opts]); });
var after = (opts.after.length == 0) ? null : function() {
$.each(opts.after, function(i,o) { o.apply(next, [curr, next, opts]); });
};

if (manual || !opts.paused) {
if (opts.autostop && (--opts.countdown == 0)) return;
if (opts.nextSlide != opts.currSlide) {
if (opts.fxFn)
opts.fxFn(curr, next, opts, after);
else if ($.isFunction($.fn.cycle[opts.fx]))
$.fn.cycle[opts.fx](curr, next, opts, after);
else
$.fn.cycle.custom(curr, next, opts, after);
}
if (opts.random) {
opts.currSlide = opts.nextSlide;
while (opts.nextSlide == opts.currSlide)
opts.nextSlide = Math.floor(Math.random() * els.length);
}
else { // sequence
var roll = (opts.nextSlide + 1) == els.length;
opts.nextSlide = roll ? 0 : opts.nextSlide+1;
opts.currSlide = roll ? els.length-1 : opts.nextSlide-1;
}
if (opts.pager)
$(opts.pager).find('a').removeClass('activeSlide').filter('a:eq('+opts.currSlide+')').addClass('activeSlide');
}
if (opts.timeout)
p.cycleTimeout = setTimeout(function() { go(els, opts, 0) }, opts.timeout);
};

// advance slide forward or back
function advance(els, opts, val) {

var p = els[0].parentNode, timeout = p.cycleTimeout;
if (timeout) {
clearTimeout(timeout);
p.cycleTimeout = 0;
}
opts.nextSlide = opts.currSlide + val;

if (opts.nextSlide < 0)
opts.nextSlide = els.length - 1;
else if (opts.nextSlide >= els.length)
opts.nextSlide = 0;

donum(opts.nextSlide + 1 + '/' + els.length);

go(els, opts, 1);
return false;
};

function donum(val)
{
$('#num').html(val);
};

function buildPager(els, opts) {
var $p = $(opts.pager);
$.each(els, function(i,o) {
var $a = $('<a href="#">'+(i+1)+'</a>').appendTo($p).bind('click',function() {
opts.nextSlide = i;
go(els, opts, 1);
return false;
});
if (i == 0)
$a.addClass('activeSlide');
});
};

$.fn.cycle.custom = function(curr, next, opts, cb) {
var $l = $(curr);
var fn = function() {$(next).css(opts.cssBefore).animate(opts.animIn, opts.speedIn, opts.easeIn, cb)};
$l.animate(opts.animOut, opts.speedOut, opts.easeOut, function() {
if (opts.cssAfter) $l.css(opts.cssAfter);
if (!opts.sync) fn();
});
if (opts.sync) fn();
};

$.fn.cycle.version = '1.6';

$.fn.cycle.transitions = {
fade: function($cont, $slides, opts) {
opts.before.push(function() { $(this).show() }),
opts.animIn = { opacity: 1 };
opts.animOut = { opacity: 0 };
opts.cssAfter = { display: 'none' }
}

};

// override these globally if you like (they are all optional)
$.fn.cycle.defaults = {
fx: 'fade', // one of: fade, shuffle, zoom, slideX, slideY, scrollUp/Down/Left/Right
timeout: 4000, // milliseconds between slide transitions (0 to disable auto advance)
speed: 1000, // speed of the transition (any valid fx speed value)
speedIn: null, // speed of the 'in' transition
speedOut: null, // speed of the 'out' transition
click: null, // @deprecated; please use the 'next' option
next: null, // id of element to use as click trigger for next slide
prev: null, // id of element to use as click trigger for previous slide
pager: null, // id of element to use as pager container
before: null, // transition callback (scope set to element to be shown)
after: null, // transition callback (scope set to element that was shown)
easing: null, // easing method for both in and out transitions
easeIn: null, // easing for "in" transition
easeOut: null, // easing for "out" transition
shuffle: null, // coords for shuffle animation, ex: { top:15, left: 200 }
animIn: null, // properties that define how the slide animates in
animOut: null, // properties that define how the slide animates out
cssBefore: null, // properties that define the initial state of the slide before transitioning in
cssAfter: null, // properties that defined the state of the slide after transitioning out
fxFn: null, // function used to control the transition
height: 'auto', // container height
sync: 1, // true if in/out transitions should occur simultaneously
random: 0, // true for random, false for sequence (not applicable to shuffle fx)
fit: 0, // force slides to fit container
pause: 0, // true to enable "pause on hover"
autostop: 0, // true to end slideshow after X transitions (where X == slide count)
delay: 0 // additional delay (in ms) for first transition (hint: can be negative)
};

})(jQuery);

//
// These functions define one-time slide initialization properties for the named
// transitions. To save file size feel free to remove any of these that you
// don't need.
//

// scrollLeft/Right/Up/Down
jQuery.fn.cycle.transitions.scrollLeft = function($cont, $slides, opts) {
var w = $cont.css('overflow','hidden').width();
opts.cssBefore = { left: w };
opts.animIn = { left: 0 };
opts.animOut = { left: -w };
};
jQuery.fn.cycle.transitions.scrollRight = function($cont, $slides, opts) {
var w = $cont.css('overflow','hidden').width();
opts.cssBefore = { left: -w };
opts.animIn = { left: 0 };
opts.animOut = { left: w };
};
jQuery.fn.cycle.transitions.scrollUp = function($cont, $slides, opts) {
var h = $cont.css('overflow','hidden').height();
opts.cssBefore = { top: h };
opts.animIn = { top: 0 };
opts.animOut = { top: -h };
};
jQuery.fn.cycle.transitions.scrollDown = function($cont, $slides, opts) {
var h = $cont.css('overflow','hidden').height();
opts.cssBefore = { top: -h };
opts.animIn = { top: 0 };
opts.animOut = { top: h };
};

// slideX/slideY
jQuery.fn.cycle.transitions.slideX = function($cont, $slides, opts) {
opts.animIn = { width: 'show' };
opts.animOut = { width: 'hide' };
};
jQuery.fn.cycle.transitions.slideY = function($cont, $slides, opts) {
opts.animIn = { height: 'show' };
opts.animOut = { height: 'hide' };
};

// shuffle
jQuery.fn.cycle.transitions.shuffle = function($cont, $slides, opts) {
var w = $cont.css('overflow', 'visible').width();
$slides.show();
opts.speed = opts.speed / 2; // shuffle has 2 transitions
opts.random = 0;
opts.shuffle = opts.shuffle || {left:-w, top:15};
opts.els = [];
for (var i=0; i < $slides.length; i++)
opts.els.push($slides);

// shuffle transition function (hat tip to Benjamin Sterling for this bit of sweetness!)
opts.fxFn = function(curr, next, opts, cb) {
var $el = jQuery(curr);
$el.animate(opts.shuffle, opts.speedIn, opts.easeIn, function() {
opts.els.push(opts.els.shift());
for (var i=0, len=opts.els.length; i < len; i++)
jQuery(opts.els).css('z-index', len-i);
$el.animate({left:0, top:0}, opts.speedOut, opts.easeOut, cb);
});
};
};

// turnLeft/Right/Down/Up
jQuery.fn.cycle.transitions.turnLeft = function($cont, $slides, opts) {
var w = jQuery($slides[0]).width();
opts.cssBefore = { left: w, width: 0, zIndex: 1 };
opts.animIn = { left: 0, width: w };
opts.animOut = { width: 0 };
opts.cssAfter = { zIndex: 0 };
};
jQuery.fn.cycle.transitions.turnRight = function($cont, $slides, opts) {
var w = jQuery($slides[0]).width();
opts.cssBefore = { left: 0, width: 0, zIndex: 1 };
opts.animIn = { width: w };
opts.animOut = { left: w, width: 0 };
opts.cssAfter = { zIndex: 0 };
};
jQuery.fn.cycle.transitions.turnDown = function($cont, $slides, opts) {
var h = jQuery($slides[0]).height();
opts.cssBefore = { top: 0, height: 0, zIndex: 1 };
opts.animIn = { height: h };
opts.animOut = { top: h, height: 0 };
opts.cssAfter = { zIndex: 0 };
};
jQuery.fn.cycle.transitions.turnUp = function($cont, $slides, opts) {
var h = jQuery($slides[0]).height();
opts.cssBefore = { top: h, height: 0, zIndex: 1 };
opts.animIn = { top: 0, height: h };
opts.animOut = { height: 0 };
opts.cssAfter = { zIndex: 0 };
};

// zoom
jQuery.fn.cycle.transitions.zoom = function($cont, $slides, opts) {
var $el = jQuery($slides[0]);
var w = $el.width(), h = $el.height();
opts.cssBefore = { top: h/2, left: w/2, width: 0, height: 0, zIndex: 1 };
opts.animIn = { top: 0, left: 0, width: w, height: h };
opts.animOut = { top: h/2, left: w/2, width: 0, height: 0 };
opts.cssAfter = { zIndex: 0 };
};
 
Code: 
[URL="http://www.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=EX5+2BD&ie=UTF8&om=1"]EX5 2BD[/URL]
[/QUOTE]Mine appears quite boring, its the postcode and google maps link of Exeter Airport for a trip to the Scilly Ilses my family is planning for various landmark birthdays, was working out how long it would take me to drive there (3 hours :( )[/QUOTE]


Its not the Scilly Isles mate its the Isles of Scilly. I should know i live there;)

My last clip board entry= content.switch.threshold.
Was tweaking firefox, boring.
 
q"My dad was a policeman and told
me of a man who'd been brought in regarding a
crime the police knew he was responsible for.
He refused to budge from his story and the
decision was made to apply a little 'pressure'
to ensure the required outcome. One of the
coppers was a member of the police diving squad
and just happened to have his wetsuit and gear
with him. Someone was sent down to the pier.
The accused was left alone in the interview
room for a while. And then... the door opened
to reveal a frogman in full kit, flippers and
facemask, carrying a large fish. The questions
were posed again, but this time each
'incorrect' answer came with a mighty wet fish
slap around the chops. Eventually the chap
coughed to the crime and it all went to court.
Once on the stand, the defendant withdrew his
confession as it had been made under duress,
and explained the situation surrounding it. The
judge had him sent off for psychiatric
assessment."
 
Code: 
<ndruo> i'm usig my onscreen keyboard
<ndruo> i's very triksies
<ndruo> he ltters re vry mall
<NeroMan> Translation: The letters are very small.
<ndruo> this will enhance my FPS skills
<SuperJoe> What's the translation for that?
<NeroMan> Translation: This will enhance my sexual ability.
<ndruo> i hte you.
<ndruo> GOD
<NeroMan> Translation: I love you, GENERAL ZOD
<ndruo> iffclt is this
<ndruo> :(
<NeroMan> Translation: This is difficult to the point I am saddened
<SuperJoe> General Zod is pretty cool, I'll admit.
<ndruo> 8=======D translte this
<NeroMan> Translation: "My penis is small enough that I can make a life size depiction of it using IRC text."
 
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