What's on your Ctrl+V?

Hey girl, I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what is on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box (it's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (girl)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box...my dick in a box girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box...
 
The oesophagus (see American and British English spelling differences), sometimes known as the gullet, is an organ in vertebrates which consists of a muscular tube through which food passes from the pharynx to the stomach.
 
Steako Deluxe

2 12oz fillet steaks
3 large Mars Piper Potatoes
Half a cup of grated mature cheddar
Full fat milk
50ml of single cream
1 red onion
1 yellow pepper
1 courgette/zucchini
Punnet of mini portabello mushrooms
6 cloves of garlic
6 mini plum tomatoes


Peel, cut and boil potatoes until mashably soft.

Whilst they are cooking, peel onion and cut into 6 segments.
Core and deseed the pepper, and cut into 6 equal pieces.
Halve the zucchini lengthways, then cut each half into 3 equal chunks.
Halve 6 of the mushrooms.

Chuck the above, along with the whole mini plum tomotoes and garlic cloves into a boil, add a liberal amount of olive oil, and a small amount of basil and mix well to coat.

Add to roasting tray and cook at 200ºC (390ºF) for 20mins.

Season each side of the steaks with some ground salt and some olive oil.

With 10 mins left for the veg, cook the steaks in a pan/griddle at max heat for 3mins either side.

Place steaks on plates to stand, and drain the taters.

Add some milk to the tater pan and heat, then add the cheese and some cracked black pepper and stir in until it starts to melt. Then add the taters and mash those mofos to hell and back, adding the cream near the end and ensuring it is warm all the way through.

Dollop some of the cheddar mash on the plate, and serve up the roasted veg.

Nom nom nom!
 
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