What's that site where you can start a chat with a random stranger?

Westie said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HI
You: if a chicken had lips could it whistle?
Stranger: yup i guess
You: k thanks
You have disconnected.
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Someones lying because...

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: if a chicken had lips could it whistle?
Stranger: no
You: k thanks
You have disconnected.
 
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: how r u?
You: im fine, how are you?
Stranger: im fine thnx.
Stranger: where r u from?
You: england
Stranger: cool.me 2
You: ocuk?
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Ok, who was this? :p Disconnected as soon as I mentioned that.
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyyaa
You: hi
Stranger: asl? :)
You: I love beans
Stranger: ok...................
You: *parp*
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I guess I blew them away :rolleyes:


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny 21/male with cam and pics u? :)
You: 16/f/UK
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:confused:
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f
You: neither
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Hmmm, I think I confused them.
 
You reminded me of this, I just went on:

You: hi
Stranger: Hi, any women with zero inhibitions want to show a shameless man their **** on webcam?
You: haha! fantastic! cant help you tho
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Typical, but suprisingly up front! :D
 
You: greetings
Stranger: hello kristoff
Stranger: do you have the drugs?
You: yeah
Stranger: and the girl?
You: tied and gagged ;)
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: and my guitar?
You: that too.
You: just give me what i want, and you can have them all
Stranger: okay here is your twinki
Stranger: or do you want a nude pic?
You: no, just my money, or ill keep the girl for myself
Stranger: *edited out*
Stranger: theres the girl you wanted
You: ive got the one you want
Stranger: you have to copy paste
You: copy what, are you trying to swindle me?
Stranger: maybeh ;)
You: dont try it, or ill be using the guitar too: using the strings to tie the girl up while i have my way.
Stranger: dude shes 83 are you sick or something?
You: what are you talking about, this one's 27
You: is this the police?!
Stranger: no im patric
Stranger: fine do you want another girl?
You: ok patric, here's how its going to happen, let me talk to godfrey
Stranger: this is godfrey
Stranger: speak
You: good, between you and me, id tie that patric to a train and have him dragged across the land
Stranger: consider it done *snaps fingers* (patric) (noooooooooooooooooooo)
You: good, now im having your things sent around to you. they should be with you whortly
You: *shortly
You: just wire me the money.
Stranger: $250,000,000,000.01 has been sent to your account
Stranger: now...give me...the worlds GREATEST SLUSHY!!!
You: i don't understand you. but you will enjoy the girl. her skin is smooth like a baby's bottom.
Stranger: wait...
You: in fact i had the delivery expedited, they should be with you in a minute
Stranger: i told you to bring me my grandmother so she could enjoy...THE WORLDS GREATEST SLUSHY!!!!!
You: what is a slushy? grandmother, you mean the old lady at the brothel? i shot her and took all the girls in there.
Stranger: nooooooooooooooo!!!!! (jizzes pants in shock)
You: save that, your girl shouls be around any moment
You: your grandmother died well if you must know, in the arms of a 110 year old man, or that's what they told me his age was
Stranger: i gtg eat a rainbow keep the money
You: pleasure doing business with you godfrey.
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Was this anyone on here. ;p
 
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Ahoy

You: **** off

Stranger: Right.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: from?
You: earth, u?
Stranger: funny me too
Stranger: where exact?
You: really, small world
You: haha
Stranger: lol
You: uk
Stranger: germany here
Stranger: gender?
You: m
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You: Hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: So, has anyone propositioned you for a night of online sex yet?
Stranger: No...
You: Ah, I've been keeping a tally. I'm at like 4 now.
Stranger: Cool.
You: It's quite funny because you know they're all at least 50.
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:(
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey im male 19 from uk with msn an webcam
what about you?
You: 92 female with webcam ... up for it?
Stranger: **** YEH!
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