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Evereyone knows the hokey cokey.
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Evereyone knows the hokey cokey.
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I thought this was a pretty good one.
I hope I've edited everything out fully *looks toward mods*.
Not exactly what I was hoping for, but I tried!
Stranger: horny?
You: you bet
Stranger: got any pics?
You: no
Stranger: m/f?
You: f 24
Stranger: how r u?
You: hot
Stranger: woww
Stranger: u got any pics of u??
You: no, but im not a chav
Stranger: chav means??
You: u from uk?
Stranger: no
You: o
You: basically im alright
You: if you know what i mean
Stranger: yeaaa
Stranger: u got gmail or yahoomail??
You: i just want you to turn me on
You: i just want u to turn me on
You: hello?
Stranger: i got big ****
You: nice how big
Stranger: 20 cm
You: cul wanna cyber?
Stranger: i don't have cam
Stranger:
You: well we can just type.
Stranger: yessss
You: im waiting, my breathings getting shorter
Stranger: i will kiss u on lipswith passion
Stranger: and i will **** (like a vacuum cleaner) ur tongue and lips
You: oooooh
You: carry on!
Stranger: then i kiss on ur neck
Stranger: then i kiss on ur neck
You: my hand is going down your...
Stranger: while i'm squeezing ur ***** (front part)
You: ow that hurts!
Stranger: then i **** (like a vacuum cleaner) ur ******* (bits on the front part)
Stranger: and **** (use tongue) all over them
You: rip off my blouse first
Stranger: yaaaa
You: well come on, get the rest off fast!
Stranger: i ripped ur *** (piece of underwear to hold the front parts) also
Stranger: and all ur clothes
You: but you cant, its wired
Stranger: u r total **** (no clothes) now
Stranger: nothing can stop me now
You: i need the bathroom
You: sorry :/
Stranger: y??
You: unless you want me to make a mess
Stranger: u want to *** (go to the toilet)??
You: 1 and 2
You: i ate a lot of dinner before meeting u
Stranger: u got any mail contact??
You: no, ill be out soon, just hold on
Stranger: sure sexy
You:
You: hi, its ok, was just a 1
Stranger: ohh baby
You: wait i need to get something before we continue
You: its a surprise
Stranger: k
Stranger: whats that?
You: *comes out dressed in a full body fir suit, with leopard face paints* wanna get kinky?
Stranger: yeaaa baby
Stranger: sureee
You: i have a small fetish
Stranger: whats that?
You: furry loving
You: im on top of you now, and i lift your hands to the top of the bed
Stranger: yeaaaaaa
Stranger: and?
You: now i cuff your hands to the bedpost
Stranger: cuff them tightly
Stranger: very tight
You: and proceed to lick you down like a cat
You: the keys are on the bedside table
You: do you want to play with my tail?
Stranger: yeaaa baby
You: cool, now i turn around so my backside is by your face, im straddling your naked body
You: you can play with the furry tail
Stranger: i love that
You: im moaning =o
You: pull the tail!
You: pull it harder!
Stranger: louder
Stranger: yaaaa
You: oooooooh!!!!
You: oh **** (poo)! youve pulled it off!
Stranger: and??
Stranger: can u talk dirty??
You: and used the tail to get the keys from the table and free yourself
You: im not happy, i love that suit
You: run, im coming to get you!
Stranger: yaa..but i want to be a prisoner in ur love and passion
You: not today, im psycho!
Stranger: what u want to do??
You: oh you still want me?
Stranger: yesss baby
You: i lied about being 24, im actually 45
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: u lied abt not having pics also???
You: once i've finished licking you, i'm going to eat you... literally >
Stranger: wowww
Stranger: i like big girlsss
You: ill eat you like a lion eats a zebra
Stranger: u got pics??
You: no, but i dont want you anymore.
Not exactly what I was hoping for, but I tried!
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Stranger: i wanna lick ur pussy till its wet
You: I don't think my cat would appreciate that
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seriously? :/Just my luck!
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You: im depressed
Stranger: All the time, or just right now?
You: for the last week
Stranger: Why do you think that is, man/girl?
You: im a man
You: ...
Stranger: I can relate. I'm a guy and my parents tried to force me to take antidepressants when I was younger.
Stranger: Why are you down, man
Stranger: ?
You: thats bad sorry to hear
You: erm my story probally sounds silly now but
Stranger: No, man, trust me.
Stranger: My name's Dave, by the way.
You: well it's just, MY INSIDES FEEL LIKE THEY WANNA BE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
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You: im depressed
Stranger: All the time, or just right now?
You: for the last week
Stranger: Why do you think that is, man/girl?
You: im a man
You: ...
Stranger: I can relate. I'm a guy and my parents tried to force me to take antidepressants when I was younger.
Stranger: Why are you down, man
Stranger: ?
You: thats bad sorry to hear
You: erm my story probally sounds silly now but
Stranger: No, man, trust me.
Stranger: My name's Dave, by the way.
You: well it's just, MY INSIDES FEEL LIKE THEY WANNA BE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
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You: hey
Stranger: Hi
You: do u like finalfantasy 7
Stranger: Not as much as I like the other games. Everytime I tried to play 7 I got a headache.
You: well
You: do u know the theme "One winged Angel?
Stranger: Sephy's theme, of course.
You: listen to this i just wrote it in dum de dums
You: DUM DAA DUM DAA DUM DAA DUM DAA, eya eya eya eya eya eya eya eya, DUM DAA DUM DAA DUM DAA DUM DAA, abcdefg, abcdefg, abcdefghijklmnoooo, DO DA DOOOO DE DA DO DAAA DOOOOO [dula du.....dula du] [du la do] DO DA DA DOOO DO DA DA DOO DO DA DA DOOOO DA DA DOOOOO
You: well the first part
You: what do you think
Stranger: THere seem to be no "de"s in there
You: did you just check
Stranger: Yes, yes I did
You: the first DE
You: is around 21 seconds into the song
You: (this is from the original one winged angel)
Stranger: your weird.
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Stranger: Hi
You: do u like finalfantasy 7
Stranger: Not as much as I like the other games. Everytime I tried to play 7 I got a headache.
You: well
You: do u know the theme "One winged Angel?
Stranger: Sephy's theme, of course.
You: listen to this i just wrote it in dum de dums
You: DUM DAA DUM DAA DUM DAA DUM DAA, eya eya eya eya eya eya eya eya, DUM DAA DUM DAA DUM DAA DUM DAA, abcdefg, abcdefg, abcdefghijklmnoooo, DO DA DOOOO DE DA DO DAAA DOOOOO [dula du.....dula du] [du la do] DO DA DA DOOO DO DA DA DOO DO DA DA DOOOO DA DA DOOOOO
You: well the first part
You: what do you think
Stranger: THere seem to be no "de"s in there
You: did you just check
Stranger: Yes, yes I did
You: the first DE
You: is around 21 seconds into the song
You: (this is from the original one winged angel)
Stranger: your weird.
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Meh
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Okay this is the BEST!!!
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Stranger: hi hi
You: hey there
You: Do you like the videogame FINAL FANTASY VII?
Stranger: yea. i play Final Fantasy XI a lot
You: Well, do you know the theme "One Winged Angel" also known as Sephiroth's theme?
Stranger: yea. i think i have it in my Itunes
You: Awesome can you do me a favour then please?
Stranger: maybeh
You: Well I just wrote the first part in DUMS.
You: DUM DAA DUM DAA DUM DAA DUM DAA, eya eya eya eya eya eya eya eya, DUM DAA DUM DAA DUM DAA DUM DAA, abcdefg, abcdefg, abcdefghijklmnoooo, DO DA DOOOO DE DA DO DAAA DOOOOO [dula du.....dula du] [du la do] DO DA DA DOOO DO DA DA DOO DO DA DA DOOOO DA DA DOOOOO
You: What do you think?
You: Is that accurate?
Stranger: pretty closse
You: Could you add/modify it to be more accurate?
You: If you don't mind please
Stranger: it actuly seems ok
You: Do you think the DUMS are good for sounding evil?
You: Or should I use BUMS
You: BUM BAA BUM BAA BUM BAA BUM BAA
You: Which is more evil
Stranger: bum proly]
You: Oh you like BUM?
Stranger: mhm
You: Cool thanks, so do you know Aeris theme?
Stranger: i think so
You: It's quite a sad song it goes a bit like this.... BUM BAAA BUM...... BUM BAAAA BUMM.....BUM BA BUM BA BUM BA BUM BA BUMMMMM BAAA
You: It plays after she dies (after Sephiroth stabs her with his sword)
Stranger: end of disk 2 i do belive
You: Yes!
You: That was so sad I cried
Stranger: me too
You: You have to put the song on your ipod
Stranger: just like in legend of the dragoon
Stranger: when lavits died T_T
You: I havn't played that, does that have good music?
You: Did you like Lavits
Stranger: its very standar music but it was a great RPG
You: For the PXS?
You: PSX* sorrry
Stranger: it was origanaly for the ps1
You: Can you play back the theme tune to me using doos
You: Just a little
You: (I'm deaf so I can't hear it myself
Stranger: dun dun dun doo doo doo dunanana dunanana bur bur bur bur bur dunana dunana
You: that sounds quite relaxing thanks
You: How is my spelling, I'm sorry if it's bad (I am also blind)
Stranger: its just fine
You: Thanks your a real friend, most people on here are bad to me
Stranger: i have no reason to be bad to you. your a human just like me
You: Wow thanks, you seem intelligent and thoughtful
Stranger: i dont know about the first part but i do my best
You: Hehe You seem quite young, maybe like 16? (I'm sorry if I offend you, I mean no offense)
Stranger: 19 actually
You: Oh, well it's hard to tell for me.
You: I am actually 20 myself.
You: You know I havn't seen the world for 4 years now, since I first left school
You: I had an accident playing with fireworks
You: What does the new Nintendo look like? and do cars look different?
You: I always wonder how things have changed
Stranger: like a white box i guess haha and cars pretty much look the same
You: A white gamecube? haha
Stranger: more of a rectangle
You: Ah
You: My friend is such a wind up, he told me the new Nintendo is as small as a seed and when you throw it, it transforms into a hologram ready to play games anywhere or something like that
Stranger: kinda mean of him
Stranger: or her
You: Yeah he always like that though he makes things up, i hate it when people do that
Stranger: i would too
You: Well I'll be living in 2005 for the rest of my life
You: Sometimes I sit back and think about past memories, picking pictures from my mind and fooling myself into thinking it's all real. I pretend I'm skating down the hill near my school and it's a bright sunny day, I change the stories though to keep them from getting old
You: Hey I must be boring you, talking about myself how rude I'm sorry
You: I don't even know your name
Stranger: no your find haha
Stranger: fine
You: Really? you don't mind me?
Stranger: nope. it keeps you happy
Stranger: nothings better than talking about your memorys
You: Awww thanks, you really are the kindest person I have met
You: Yes you will be doing the same when your 70 years old
Stranger: well thank you. your pretty cool yourself
You: Don't waste your life make the most of everday so when your older you can have lots of stories to talk about and take lots of big risks
Stranger: thats right ^_^
You: Do you enjoy the Japanese art, Anime?
Stranger: i hate to put a damper on our convo but i have work in a few hours and i need to be getting to bed
Stranger: and yes i do
You: That's okay I was going to say too!
You: Well it was really nice to meet you
Stranger: if you would like i can be your pen pall
You: Really?
Stranger: mhmm. i can give you my email
You: I would like that actually!
You: Wow thanks, I'll be sure to write to you
You: I'm glad I came here now
Stranger: *********@hotmail.com
Stranger: i check it every day so i should reply offten
You: Okay thank you very much friend I shall add you after I exit from this place
You: Yes me too
You: Well take care of yourself and enjoy your sleeping time
Stranger: oh and my name is Bobby
You: Hi Bobby mine is Nathaniel
You: Well I'll let you sleep now Keep in touch friend
Stranger: its very nice to meet you.
Stranger: enjot the rest of your day or night
You: I shall thank you you too, your a very good person
You: Byebye
Stranger: bye bye sir
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Stranger: hi hi
You: hey there
You: Do you like the videogame FINAL FANTASY VII?
Stranger: yea. i play Final Fantasy XI a lot
You: Well, do you know the theme "One Winged Angel" also known as Sephiroth's theme?
Stranger: yea. i think i have it in my Itunes
You: Awesome can you do me a favour then please?
Stranger: maybeh
You: Well I just wrote the first part in DUMS.
You: DUM DAA DUM DAA DUM DAA DUM DAA, eya eya eya eya eya eya eya eya, DUM DAA DUM DAA DUM DAA DUM DAA, abcdefg, abcdefg, abcdefghijklmnoooo, DO DA DOOOO DE DA DO DAAA DOOOOO [dula du.....dula du] [du la do] DO DA DA DOOO DO DA DA DOO DO DA DA DOOOO DA DA DOOOOO
You: What do you think?
You: Is that accurate?
Stranger: pretty closse
You: Could you add/modify it to be more accurate?
You: If you don't mind please
Stranger: it actuly seems ok
You: Do you think the DUMS are good for sounding evil?
You: Or should I use BUMS
You: BUM BAA BUM BAA BUM BAA BUM BAA
You: Which is more evil
Stranger: bum proly]
You: Oh you like BUM?
Stranger: mhm
You: Cool thanks, so do you know Aeris theme?
Stranger: i think so
You: It's quite a sad song it goes a bit like this.... BUM BAAA BUM...... BUM BAAAA BUMM.....BUM BA BUM BA BUM BA BUM BA BUMMMMM BAAA
You: It plays after she dies (after Sephiroth stabs her with his sword)
Stranger: end of disk 2 i do belive
You: Yes!
You: That was so sad I cried
Stranger: me too
You: You have to put the song on your ipod
Stranger: just like in legend of the dragoon
Stranger: when lavits died T_T
You: I havn't played that, does that have good music?
You: Did you like Lavits
Stranger: its very standar music but it was a great RPG
You: For the PXS?
You: PSX* sorrry
Stranger: it was origanaly for the ps1
You: Can you play back the theme tune to me using doos
You: Just a little
You: (I'm deaf so I can't hear it myself
Stranger: dun dun dun doo doo doo dunanana dunanana bur bur bur bur bur dunana dunana
You: that sounds quite relaxing thanks
You: How is my spelling, I'm sorry if it's bad (I am also blind)
Stranger: its just fine
You: Thanks your a real friend, most people on here are bad to me
Stranger: i have no reason to be bad to you. your a human just like me
You: Wow thanks, you seem intelligent and thoughtful
Stranger: i dont know about the first part but i do my best
You: Hehe You seem quite young, maybe like 16? (I'm sorry if I offend you, I mean no offense)
Stranger: 19 actually
You: Oh, well it's hard to tell for me.
You: I am actually 20 myself.
You: You know I havn't seen the world for 4 years now, since I first left school
You: I had an accident playing with fireworks
You: What does the new Nintendo look like? and do cars look different?
You: I always wonder how things have changed
Stranger: like a white box i guess haha and cars pretty much look the same
You: A white gamecube? haha
Stranger: more of a rectangle
You: Ah
You: My friend is such a wind up, he told me the new Nintendo is as small as a seed and when you throw it, it transforms into a hologram ready to play games anywhere or something like that
Stranger: kinda mean of him
Stranger: or her
You: Yeah he always like that though he makes things up, i hate it when people do that
Stranger: i would too
You: Well I'll be living in 2005 for the rest of my life
You: Sometimes I sit back and think about past memories, picking pictures from my mind and fooling myself into thinking it's all real. I pretend I'm skating down the hill near my school and it's a bright sunny day, I change the stories though to keep them from getting old
You: Hey I must be boring you, talking about myself how rude I'm sorry
You: I don't even know your name
Stranger: no your find haha
Stranger: fine
You: Really? you don't mind me?
Stranger: nope. it keeps you happy
Stranger: nothings better than talking about your memorys
You: Awww thanks, you really are the kindest person I have met
You: Yes you will be doing the same when your 70 years old
Stranger: well thank you. your pretty cool yourself
You: Don't waste your life make the most of everday so when your older you can have lots of stories to talk about and take lots of big risks
Stranger: thats right ^_^
You: Do you enjoy the Japanese art, Anime?
Stranger: i hate to put a damper on our convo but i have work in a few hours and i need to be getting to bed
Stranger: and yes i do
You: That's okay I was going to say too!
You: Well it was really nice to meet you
Stranger: if you would like i can be your pen pall
You: Really?
Stranger: mhmm. i can give you my email
You: I would like that actually!
You: Wow thanks, I'll be sure to write to you
You: I'm glad I came here now
Stranger: *********@hotmail.com
Stranger: i check it every day so i should reply offten
You: Okay thank you very much friend I shall add you after I exit from this place
You: Yes me too
You: Well take care of yourself and enjoy your sleeping time
Stranger: oh and my name is Bobby
You: Hi Bobby mine is Nathaniel
You: Well I'll let you sleep now
Keep in touch friendStranger: its very nice to meet you.
Stranger: enjot the rest of your day or night
You: I shall thank you
you too, your a very good personYou: Byebye
Stranger: bye bye sir
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You: got any confessions?
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: mayb
You: tell
Stranger: i like butt sex
Stranger: your turn!
You: no
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You: confess
Stranger: what
You: confess to me
Stranger: what do u want me to say
You: a confassion shared is a confession halved
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i've heard that the grass is not greener on the other side but it sure is warm.. o hell so warm
Stranger: Hello, I am 25 F USA.
You: Hello 25 F USA, I'm Jamie.
You: Did your parents name you that?
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You: Good evening.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male here
You: I'm male too. Let's touch *****.
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.....
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: nothing much
Stranger: any good topics to discuss?
You: yes
You: where are you from?
Stranger: newyork u?
You: HAHA ok maybe a bad topic then
You: im from the UK
Stranger: why whats the topic?
You: Obesity
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You: Hello 25 F USA, I'm Jamie.
You: Did your parents name you that?
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You: Good evening.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male here
You: I'm male too. Let's touch *****.
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You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: nothing much
Stranger: any good topics to discuss?
You: yes
You: where are you from?
Stranger: newyork u?
You: HAHA ok maybe a bad topic then
You: im from the UK
Stranger: why whats the topic?
You: Obesity
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Stranger: hi. asl?
You: hi there how are you?
Stranger: wonderfull
Stranger: and you?
You: fine thank you
Stranger: so what ya doing dawg
You: im putting yo dawg in yo yo-yo
Stranger: so i can yoyo my dawg swhile my dawg yoyos dawg
Stranger: well thank you X
You: yep how did you know
Stranger: <--- mentalist
You: :O
Stranger: meow
You: your a cat omg
Stranger: a speaking cat
Stranger: + i can write
Stranger: talk
Stranger: cook
Stranger: god i'm the better human
You: so you have thumbs
Stranger: nah >:
You: how do you hold things then
Stranger: but i could lick myself
You: cats and humans can do that
Stranger: dude i'm a mentalist meow-cat
You: is that so
You: do you eat human food or cat food
Stranger: dog-food. tasty!
You: so your a mentalist meow-cat that eats dog food
You: anything else i should know?
Stranger: jeah
Stranger: you entertained me really good,.joint rolled. thank you ^^
You: my pleasure
You: what is in this joint?
Stranger: nlx
Stranger: fresh from netherland
You: whats that
Stranger: northern lights
You: whats the x for
Stranger: nothern lights xoxo dunno
You: who captured the northern lights for you?
Stranger: cpt. arrrrhab.
You: I would have thought it would have been cpt.pugwash
Stranger: he died on the sea last week.. pretty sad >: dip****
You: no one told me ;(
Stranger: now you know .
You: thanks
Stranger: nm
You: does cpt. arrrrhab have a wooden leg and a parrot?
Stranger: kind of
You: why kind of
Stranger: well the wooden leg is a giant candy stick and the parrot is a dead cat >:
You: how does he keep the cat on his shoulder?
Stranger: glued
Stranger: industrial glue.. pretty stickie
You: yep it is
You: i got my hand stuck to a cat once using that stuff
Stranger: poor you >:
Stranger: hairy hand afterwards
You: no it was one of then bald cats
You: *them
Stranger: woah. they are ugly..
Stranger: i hate em
Stranger: could kick them away the hole day
You: thats how i got my hand stuck
You: i pucked it up to throw it and it got stuck
You: *picked
Stranger: tried to punsh a cat with superglue on your fist?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: damn
You: i know
Stranger: jeah. i kinda rape the english language from time to time
Stranger: but she wants it >:
You:
You: have you heard of Patric?
Stranger: starfish?
You: ye
Stranger: PINK!
You: YE
Stranger: jeah he's cool. hes kinda like a rolemodel
Stranger: except the brain**** part
Stranger: just the dont give a **** part
Stranger: + weed
Stranger: => perfect
You: so you wouldnt mind living under a rock?
Stranger: no
Stranger: its big
Stranger: havent you seen?
You: yes i have
You: its big but empty
Stranger: well i could fill it with
Stranger: well
Stranger: sand
You: would you get a pet like your friend
You: or wouldnt you have a friend made out of sponge
Stranger: well
Stranger: i would kinda like to have a friend like towlie..
Stranger: hes cool
Stranger: but a pet
Stranger: mhh.
Stranger: a camle
Stranger: *camel
Stranger: nature will thank me
You: how would it breath under water
Stranger: diving equipment?
You: you would have to keep buying air tanks
Stranger: dont you love your pet?
Stranger: I LOVE MY CAMEL
Stranger: so i buy tanks
Stranger: DONT JUDGE ME >:
You: tanks cost a lot of money so you would have to get a job
Stranger: in fact i could work at the dunno. crab thingie
You: i dont think there is any jobs goin there
You: you would have to get someone fired first
Stranger: i could give the little kids camel rides..
You: omg that would be ace
Stranger: i could kill spongebob.. he
Stranger: but now i'm afraid i need to go and smoke my joint stranger. it has been fun..
Stranger: i hope you have a good night
You: ok
You: have a good joint
Stranger: never stop fapping ! bye
You: bye
You:*fap fap fap
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Stranger: hi. asl?
You: hi there how are you?
Stranger: wonderfull
Stranger: and you?
You: fine thank you
Stranger: so what ya doing dawg
You: im putting yo dawg in yo yo-yo
Stranger: so i can yoyo my dawg swhile my dawg yoyos dawg
Stranger: well thank you X
You: yep how did you know
Stranger: <--- mentalist
You: :O
Stranger: meow
You: your a cat omg
Stranger: a speaking cat
Stranger: + i can write
Stranger: talk
Stranger: cook
Stranger: god i'm the better human
You: so you have thumbs
Stranger: nah >:
You: how do you hold things then
Stranger: but i could lick myself
You: cats and humans can do that
Stranger: dude i'm a mentalist meow-cat
You: is that so
You: do you eat human food or cat food
Stranger: dog-food. tasty!
You: so your a mentalist meow-cat that eats dog food
You: anything else i should know?
Stranger: jeah
Stranger: you entertained me really good,.joint rolled. thank you ^^
You: my pleasure
You: what is in this joint?
Stranger: nlx
Stranger: fresh from netherland
You: whats that
Stranger: northern lights
You: whats the x for
Stranger: nothern lights xoxo dunno
You: who captured the northern lights for you?
Stranger: cpt. arrrrhab.
You: I would have thought it would have been cpt.pugwash
Stranger: he died on the sea last week.. pretty sad >: dip****
You: no one told me ;(
Stranger: now you know .
You: thanks
Stranger: nm
You: does cpt. arrrrhab have a wooden leg and a parrot?
Stranger: kind of
You: why kind of
Stranger: well the wooden leg is a giant candy stick and the parrot is a dead cat >:
You: how does he keep the cat on his shoulder?
Stranger: glued
Stranger: industrial glue.. pretty stickie
You: yep it is
You: i got my hand stuck to a cat once using that stuff
Stranger: poor you >:
Stranger: hairy hand afterwards
You: no it was one of then bald cats
You: *them
Stranger: woah. they are ugly..
Stranger: i hate em
Stranger: could kick them away the hole day
You: thats how i got my hand stuck
You: i pucked it up to throw it and it got stuck
You: *picked
Stranger: tried to punsh a cat with superglue on your fist?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: damn
You: i know
Stranger: jeah. i kinda rape the english language from time to time
Stranger: but she wants it >:
You:
You: have you heard of Patric?
Stranger: starfish?
You: ye
Stranger: PINK!
You: YE
Stranger: jeah he's cool. hes kinda like a rolemodel
Stranger: except the brain**** part
Stranger: just the dont give a **** part
Stranger: + weed
Stranger: => perfect
You: so you wouldnt mind living under a rock?
Stranger: no
Stranger: its big
Stranger: havent you seen?
You: yes i have
You: its big but empty
Stranger: well i could fill it with
Stranger: well
Stranger: sand
You: would you get a pet like your friend
You: or wouldnt you have a friend made out of sponge
Stranger: well
Stranger: i would kinda like to have a friend like towlie..
Stranger: hes cool
Stranger: but a pet
Stranger: mhh.
Stranger: a camle
Stranger: *camel
Stranger: nature will thank me
You: how would it breath under water
Stranger: diving equipment?
You: you would have to keep buying air tanks
Stranger: dont you love your pet?
Stranger: I LOVE MY CAMEL
Stranger: so i buy tanks
Stranger: DONT JUDGE ME >:
You: tanks cost a lot of money so you would have to get a job
Stranger: in fact i could work at the dunno. crab thingie
You: i dont think there is any jobs goin there
You: you would have to get someone fired first
Stranger: i could give the little kids camel rides..
You: omg that would be ace
Stranger: i could kill spongebob.. he
Stranger: but now i'm afraid i need to go and smoke my joint stranger. it has been fun..
Stranger: i hope you have a good night
You: ok
You: have a good joint
Stranger: never stop fapping ! bye
You: bye
You:*fap fap fap
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