What's the cleverest thing you understand or know how to do?

Biohazard · 27 Dec 2011 at 12:38

amigafan2003 said:
I've built my own car:-

To this:

I've also built my own electric bike.

Should that not be on a Q plate then?

topgun06 · 27 Dec 2011 at 12:43

rosso5792 said:
Make triangles out of empty crisp packets. mastered it over the years.

jaybee · 27 Dec 2011 at 12:47

I understand how to play women with success every time.

Otherwise my IT job I guess.

aproctor · 27 Dec 2011 at 12:47

I can poo in a tesco bag and launch it like an M320.

tom_nieto · 27 Dec 2011 at 12:53

I can take out an appendix and a gallbladder laparoscopically. Always need more practice but cool nonetheless. I couldn't say that at the beginning of 2011!

Judgeneo · 27 Dec 2011 at 12:53

I know complex maths and physics

King Damager · 27 Dec 2011 at 12:56

A large amount of complex economics. Although it is useless....

Then a variety of other stuff...

kd

edscdk · 27 Dec 2011 at 12:57

Dr House said:
I can probably take out an appendix

It's a dead cert you can, it's weather the patient lives or not...

Reaper 392 · 27 Dec 2011 at 12:58

this thread has made me realise how useless i really am

the best i can come up with is understanding all dimensions up to the 10th

bagsjoni · 27 Dec 2011 at 13:07

ManCuBuS said:
Women

This.
It takes more than being a genius to understand women! so am extremely clever!

Too Tall · 27 Dec 2011 at 13:11

Build, maintain and install a variety of aircraft munitions including Paveway IV, AMRAAM, Mauser 27mm cannon, Aircraft Assistes Escape Systems (Ejection Seats), Small Arms ( GPMG, L85A2, Sig P226 etc).

The Funktopus · 27 Dec 2011 at 13:15

Mid-way through my Engineering Officer Cadetship, I know a fair bit about the theory and physics that go into marine engineering, such as calculating torsion in circular shafts, thermodynamics and so forth. With my first seagoing trip under my belt I've also seen and experienced quite a bit of the world too.

However, by far the most impressive thing I can do at a party is to open one beer bottle with another. The mostly Filipino crew of the ship taught me that one, as that's how they roll in the Philippines, they never use bottle openers. And to be fair it is quite handy. I've found myself doing some stupid things when I've found myself caught out without a bottle opener in the past.

Frenzy · 27 Dec 2011 at 13:15

If I told you, I'd have to silence you. Permanently.

LeftfieldTilt · 27 Dec 2011 at 13:18

I have knowlege of the dark art of......Autocad

slinxy · 27 Dec 2011 at 13:18

Google!

Between Me, God and Google there's nothing we don't know... "shut up God, your wrong again..."

SexyGreyFox · 27 Dec 2011 at 13:23

How to use the scanner at work.
I'm re-programming my satellite receiver so pretty good with that stuff.
I can play 1000s of songs from memory on guitar to an audience.
I don't know a lot - that's what people like [TW]Fox are for.

dowie · 27 Dec 2011 at 13:26

ManCuBuS said:
Women

This

Takes longer to master than C++ and has greater complexity and breadth than any field of Mathematics or hard Science.

Sherbs · 27 Dec 2011 at 13:26

Nothing that nobody else can't do.

fiveub · 27 Dec 2011 at 13:26

Misdirection and manipulation.

Dr.EM · 27 Dec 2011 at 13:30

Electronics stuff I guess. Design and construction mostly in analogue domain. Not very hot on programming.