What's the most surreal thing someone in the street has said to you?

IL NAPOLI E FORTE, FORZA NAPOLI!

Well, some Maltese guy started rambling on about Napoli and how great he thinks they are. He was an old dude, and looked homeless, torn clothes, HUGE beard that covered his face and mouth, and with a stinking smell of cigs/alcohol.

Even though I'm a Roma fan, and not a huge fan of Napoli, I went on with him, until he left.
 
I was around 12/13/14 I can't remember.
Walking round to the chippy on my own in the dark to get some tea.
Two older teenagers approach me.
One says "have you been skitting my mate ben cause he's got big ears?"
I reply "I don't know who ben is"
He then punches me in the face.
Fall to the ground.
They walk off.
I get up, go the chippy and get my tea.
Walk home, mums asks what happened, tell her I don't want to talk about it.
She says "I'll give you £10 if you tell me"
I tell her and get my £10.

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"Stay there you ****" by a car passenger coming round a bend. The one and only time I literally would have fired on a car if I had a gun.

"Be careful, that guy is wearing a RED ANORAK!"

"Did you used to drink in the <pub name>?", by some random woman at least 5-10 years my senior I didn't recognise, in a different pub in a town I hadn't lived in for 6 years.

"Hey mate, got any stuff?" - bloke at Glastonbury, rubbing his fingers together as he said it. This was at I dunno, about 5pm or summat chilling out to Way Out West. The reason it was surreal was because I was stood slightly towards the back, arms folded across my chest thinking "I wonder if I look like a dealer?" just beforehand :)
 
Not so much weird but I once got "Errr its a bearded woman" shouted at me :eek:

I also get lots of weird things said to me while at work (Retail) such as one customer "I am paralyzed you know" From a woman that walked into the shop, walked around the shop, and was then stood talking to me.

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I was working in birmingham a few years ago, this very drunken guy stopped me in the street, birmingham city shirt on and all. Asks me for a ciggarette, i says sure no probs, gave him a smoke and he turns round and says, "what the **** are you doing in birmingham ya wee scottish ****, he thanked me for the smoke, walked off and said **** off back to scotland in a jovial tone. Im from northern ireland, i dont even sound remotely scottish.
 
I had a guy ask me if I had any spare fag money one time
Guy: oi, got any spare fag money?
Me: sorry, don't smoke (hadn't really caught onto what he had said)
I walk off
Guy: oi, **** head don't turn your back to me you little scrote
Me: ok
Then I just proceeded to walk off, it was midday and the guy was absolutely hammered so I figure he wouldn't be able to catch me
 
Whilst waiting for a Greyhound bus in Canada a lovely looking girl walks past me and says "nice boots". With a flash of her brilliant white teeth and a flick of her hair she was gone.
 
"Eurgh its a bloke!". Promptly followed by a bottle of beer being thrown at me :(

I was wearing a nurse outfit and a wig. He was drunk and originally shouted "Oi oi!" which made me turn to face him.

Quite how he didn't notice my hairy legs is beyond me!
 
I used to have long hair, when I was about 17 I was sitting outside the cinema kissing my gf, as you do, some lads went, 'Waaaayyyyyyy! Lesbos!'. That relationship didn't last long.
 
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