What's the most surreal thing someone in the street has said to you?

Was out walking the dog one day and a guy pulled up and asked if I wanted to buy a memory foam mattress for £100. He obv worked for a mattress place as it was on the side of the van, but just seemed a little odd.

Also get people who mumble "not looking for trouble" as I walk past them at random times in the early hours?!

A group of feral youths gave me a "pass" once :rolleyes:
 
lucy_bee said:
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far from it.
 
"No - stop.....please......nooo......ARRRRRGGG.......<blood-curdling scream>...why?.....<sounds of organs splattering onto the ground>.....<death rattle>"

To be fair, it wasn't completely random.

EDIT: Beaten :D
 
Oh my word...

"You look just like Matt Bellamy!" - some guy in Subway
"It's Harry Potter!" - group of kids from my old school
"**** ME!" (to be honest, it was more the grabbing and thrusting motion that made this weird).
"Oof I just sat on my balls" - the man at the bus stop then proceeds to go to great lengths to explain exactly why that is inconvenient to him.
 
Back when I had blue hair, someone said it looked like I'd been dipped in ink, because it was "not just, like, blue, but like blue blue, you know?" I didn't. He was drunk though. He also asked if I was in a band or something, and that I looked a bit like Matt Bellamy. Looking odd always leads to some fun comments.
 
At the traffic crossing in Belfast city centre I had a woman look me in the eye and say "If you come with me now I'll give you the best afternoon of your life"

I was married at the time so didn't take her up on it....slightly above average in the looks so she was but still odd to hear that none the less.

I even looked behind me in case she was talking to someone else lol...declined the offer though :/


....also got divorced 7 months later....wasted chance meh
 
It was an American who stopped me to ask "excuse me sir , why do you folk walk everywhere". Then went on to tell me about how they have 'motor vehicles' in america and how great they are

I was in central central london at the time...
 
subbytna said:
At the traffic crossing in Belfast city centre I had a woman look me in the eye and say "If you come with me now I'll give you the best afternoon of your life"

I was married at the time so didn't take her up on it....slightly above average in the looks so she was but still odd to hear that none the less.

I even looked behind me in case she was talking to someone else lol...declined the offer though :/


....also got divorced 7 months later....wasted chance meh
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lead to alley > her mates mug you.
 
The Emmerdale incident wasn't actually the most surreal thing that's been said to me.

The most surreal thing was a whole incident that involved a disabled gent in a motorised wheelchair, quite a heated argument, a few choice words and me being 'chased' down the road by said motorised wheelchair :-/
 
Manhattan at 1am.

Walking back to my Hotel I stop at a crossing.Cab pulls up.Rear window lowers and Black Hooker sticks her head out.'Conversation' ensues:

H.: Hey Baby,where you goin' ?
Me: Home.
H.: Come with me Boy....
Me.: Nah,I'll go home and have a quiet drink and go to bed.
H.: Get in and you can drink me,Baby.

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

I politely declined the offer to become part of the NYC crime statistic and went back to my Hotel :D
 
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