What's the weirdest thing you have done on a first date?

Dup said:
Bit her bottom.

This wasn't long after spending hours laughing constantly whilst trying to eat in a busy country pub, the barman thought we'd known each other for years. Was a riot. Very childish. I found out beef burgers bounce after throwing a piece at her plate for her to try.

After the pub we went for a drive and watched the ISS pass over and felt each other for a bit then I bit her bottom.
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What?
 
Thankfully not me:

We had a big office move at work and it meant that we had to be all packed up by 1pm. Our boss suggested we have a quiet half in a nice pub around the corner from our office and there would be a credit card behind the bar. The pub had a decent selection of strong beers and we all took full advantage of our boss's generous offer. After six hours of solid drinking, one of our colleagues stood up and announced that he had to leave because he had a date.

The next day we found that the the date didn't go so well. Apparently she did a runner the second time he went to the toilet to threw up! :o
 
Urbanfreestyle said:
i think i have been on about 4 or 5 dates like that.
The best i have had happen to me was taking a girl out for a nice 4 course meal, very nice wine and then back to mine after a romantic walk through the snow... however when we got to mine she said she was really tired, so we went in and ended up in bed together (to sleep not the other type of in bed ) when i woke up in the morning she had got up and made me breakfast.... WHAT A WIN!!!

Little did i know she had snuck out during the night, gone clubbing and shagged some other bloke then snuk back in!

cheeky cow!
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To clarify, you went out on a date, she told you she was tired to get you you into bed and you decided to seize the day and have a sleep.
Legend!
Can't say I blame her really.
Do you still wonder if she washed her hands before making you breakfast - you will now?
 
Me and my mate recently out of hospital (broken arm) met the nurse who treated him in hospital and her mate.

Took them back to my place and the one thing led to another (drink fueled)

In the cold light of the hungover early hours, all did not look so rosy to me so made my excuses about having to be up early for work and left her in bed.

Nothing too odd there I hear you say?

1. It was my house and I left a complete stranger in my bed in house telling her to just drop the latch when she left!
2. I didnt have work, I just went and crashed at a mates house until I felt it safe to return when I was sure she would have left.
3. Returned to discover a note from her thanking me for a wonderful night and her contact number. Also found that she had vacuumed, dusted and done the washing up before she had left! (I must have really made a good impression :))
 
Have only been on one actual date and that's was with my wife. Usually just picked up girls while out etc. Got so nervous about it I drank a half bottle of vodka before going out. Kept it together kind of but waffled the absolute ears off her for about two hours and told her I was in a mental institute once. Visiting someone, but it didn't come out that way! lol
 
Went on a date to pizza hut only to be stood up, Waitress got speaking to me after i had been sat a while as she knew i was expecting someone else to show up. 20 min or so passed and no one turned up, she asked if i wanted some company took her break, we ate and i got her number and went from there. Ended up not pursuing it any further as was working away a lot at the time and i didn't want any commitments after a lame breakup

My only other weird memory of a date must be this weird girl who went to kiss me on the cheek but somehow ended up licking my face.. Still call her special now :') Made her my fiance in the end
 
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