What's the worst present you've had today?

Maccy · 25 Dec 2010 at 17:14

A Lynx shower gel and spray gift box thing. Haven't worn Lynx since, I can't remember when!

steve-h · 25 Dec 2010 at 17:15

a card full of money :confused:

Sinny · 25 Dec 2010 at 17:17

Deodorant and selection box, I wouldn't have minded if I didn't help install an electric central heating system for free :mad:

Luckily my uncle bought me The Essential David Shrigley book, which made me laugh

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cyber69 · 25 Dec 2010 at 17:20

I got a suede man purse thingy

touch · 25 Dec 2010 at 17:48

Sinny said:
Luckily my uncle bought me The Essential David Shrigley book, which made me laugh .

This is much win!
I have a couple of his books. Genius

mOdO · 25 Dec 2010 at 17:50

Postit notes from brother...

Tummy · 25 Dec 2010 at 17:51

iamdjdz said:
I got face paint.

This is because my dad walked in on me putting camoflage cream on (when I was going to sneak downstairs and run in on him with a helmet and toy gun just to annoy him) so he thought it would be funny. I mean, wtf am I gonna do with face paint?

You could put it on and dress up and sneak downstairs and try and scare him?

Nitefly · 25 Dec 2010 at 17:54

Maccy said:
A Lynx shower gel and spray gift box thing. Haven't worn Lynx since, I can't remember when!

I don't think lynx shower gel is bad at all. Use it and wear a fragrance

That smiley looks weird

SexyGreyFox · 25 Dec 2010 at 18:58

It's either the best or the worst.
I have a habit of leaving bananas in my workbag and they go mouldy so one of my daughters bought me a banana holder.
It also looks like a *****.

utajoker · 25 Dec 2010 at 19:01

here we go

now see sig

matthewhotdude · 25 Dec 2010 at 19:03

m@rty said:
a pair of simpsons socks, im nearly 21..

anyone want them? (unworn)

I'm 28 and I still get them, even got some big homer simpson head slippers

ck88 · 25 Dec 2010 at 19:14

danger mouse slippers. I'm 22..

Mark A · 25 Dec 2010 at 19:17

Harry potter box set

. Only opened a couple so could be something worse yet.

lukefinch · 25 Dec 2010 at 19:22

This was from my aunt who we all hate

She got me and my brother a dynamo torch and charger TO SHARE???

Just what every kid dreams of sharing with his brother at Christmas?

Best of all, it charges Nokia's, Samsung's, Motorola's, Seimens and Sony Ericcsons...

I have an iPhone and my brother has a blackberry.

Beat that

mark_t50 · 25 Dec 2010 at 19:48

A pair of black socks, with my name on them, in pink :confused:

Efour · 25 Dec 2010 at 19:51

Mark A said:
Harry potter box set . Only opened a couple so could be something worse yet.

lol i read that as botty sex twice, i have issues.

Worst thing i got was an extendible fork, its like a telescopic fork on a Portable radio aerial. Sure it was hilarious at dinner for about 3 minutes but ill make sure it snaps soon

secretspy · 25 Dec 2010 at 19:58

steve-h said:
a card full of money

If you don't like it I'll gladly take it off your hands

Only opened one present so far so no bad ones at the moment. Although my cousin was always the one for giving naff gifts. When I was 15 she bought me a party box for 8 year olds and my sister was given drawer scented liners :/

Worst "present" today is being ill meaning I'm stuck at home alone with no christmas dinner

I was so looking forward to pigs in blankets

wordy · 25 Dec 2010 at 20:04

A blue plastic bathroom clock with dolphins pictures on the clock face.

Our bathroom is black & white.

Hamish · 25 Dec 2010 at 20:09

A book I've already read

knowlesy · 25 Dec 2010 at 20:10

buzz lightyear teddy its like wtf Im 22