Whats your best chat up line?

shadow4509

shadow4509

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Not sure if this has been done before here is mine atm:

Stay right there while i get my hammer, cause im gonna nail you tonight!

Thats mine whats yours?
 
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

The most successful one though is "Hi, hows it going?", believe it or not :p

A South African MILF came on to me last week in a bar and her line was, "Do you like to beat women? You can have your way with me."
I felt like beating her, its was a bloody strange thing to say. :confused:
 
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Generally I talk to girls like they're actual human beings.

Bizarrely, it works.

But then again I tend to look for relationships, not quick and dirty STD collecting missions with filthy hooers.
 
Mohinder said:
Generally I talk to girls like they're actual human beings.

Bizarrely, it works.

But then again I tend to look for relationships, not quick and dirty STD collecting missions with filthy hooers.
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same
 
'This time next year lets be laughing together' was created by some Jap scientist dudes ages ago. Never tried it but apparently thats da bomb.

'Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?' or 'You got some Yorkshire in you? Do you want some?' :p
 
Mohinder said:
Generally I talk to girls like they're actual human beings.

Bizarrely, it works.

But then again I tend to look for relationships, not quick and dirty STD collecting missions with filthy hooers.
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Tut so sexist, i didn't ask for just men to post their lines, the females can too!
 
My last successful attempt involved looking at a cut on a girls hand and asking her if she was ok. Affection > crappy chat up lines :).
 
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?
 
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