Whats your best chat up line?

M0KUJ1N · 19 Nov 2006 at 00:24

excuse me, do you **** as well as you dance?

PinkFloyd · 19 Nov 2006 at 00:35

Dav2205 said:
"I might not be the best looking guy in this bar but let's face it I'm the only one talking to you."

I like it

Its sharp.

Cybermyk said:
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

Booner! · 19 Nov 2006 at 00:38

" if I had to rearrange the alphabet... I would put U and I together!"

Zirax · 19 Nov 2006 at 00:42

Booner! said:
" if I had to rearrange the alphabet... I would put U and I together!"

Maybe it was just the timing but I looked on the main page and saw this

"Whats your best chat up line?" Last post Booner!

Now read the line above quickly and yes it is childish

.:MBK:. · 19 Nov 2006 at 00:43

i dont have one, but then again i dont recall ever trying to chat a girl up...

MasterMike · 19 Nov 2006 at 00:48

Booner! said:
" if I had to rearrange the alphabet... I would put U and I together!"

I believe Quagmire used that one once ... along with "Are you a parking ticket? You've got fine written all over you."

^TANK^ · 19 Nov 2006 at 00:54

How you doing

Six6siX · 19 Nov 2006 at 01:17

Cybermyk said:
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

Very clever, I like that one

Not really got a proper contribution to this thread though...I just talk to people about stuff....works fine for me....

joseph_1_2 · 19 Nov 2006 at 01:22

Cybermyk said:
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

thats good rofl! mine is ussualy get really drunk then talk ****

No swearing.

Gilly

Deadly Ferret · 19 Nov 2006 at 01:37

Scuzi said:
her line was, "Do you like to beat women? You can have your way with me."

Brucie bonus! You can knock her around as well as knock her up.

ChoÞÞer · 19 Nov 2006 at 01:41

Lashout_UK said:
"The name's Bond, Unibond, I'm here to fill your crack"

bond 4tw

doofer · 19 Nov 2006 at 02:52

The best chat-up line a gal has ever pulled me with..

She asks me 'What's pink and loves oral sex?'

Me being all suave, plays along..'I.. don't know?'

She leans forwards as if to whisper the answer in my ear...

And licks my ear :cool:

fatiain · 19 Nov 2006 at 07:33

Just walk up to her, put your old chap in her hand and start crying.

Gets 'em every time.

</Derek and Clive>

DanTheMan · 19 Nov 2006 at 07:35

'Hi, do you know how much an obese polar bear weighs?'

' :confused:

no.'

'Neither do I but it broke the ice.'

SwishSpencor · 19 Nov 2006 at 08:04

fatiain said:
Just walk up to her, put your old chap in her hand and start crying.

Gets 'em every time.

</Derek and Clive>

LOL Derek and Clive ... ledgends

Chat-up lines fail, laugh them into bed 4tw~!

GarethDW · 19 Nov 2006 at 09:54

So many to choose from...

"You don't sweat much for a fat lass"
"You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it..."
"I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?"
"Hey, babe, wanna make an easy twenty quid?"

iPWN · 19 Nov 2006 at 10:52

"Do you want to go halves on a bar steward?"
"That's a nice dress it'll look good on my bedroom floor"
"wanna play magic?" .... "We **** and then you disappear"

BennyC · 19 Nov 2006 at 11:11

iPWN said:
"wanna play magic?" .... "We **** and then you disappear"

that and the unibond one 4tw, lol

Glaucus · 19 Nov 2006 at 11:28

Me) is that your fanny I can smell?

Them) No

Me) must be your breath then

Hugogo · 19 Nov 2006 at 11:37

Too far? :

Get in the car ive got a knife

(got told it yesterday

).