Whats your best chat up line?

"Your eye's are like spanner's, there tightning my nuts already"

Used that several time in the past, and was sucessful, always a good ice breaker getting a laugh on the go.... :D

Dont think I used that one on the wife though.... ?
 
Babe you must be 90% of the cause of global warming :cool:

or if at a fancy dress party as a pirate:

Avast you pox ridden sea wench. How 'bout you come back to my ship and we plunder yee booty!?

:p

Never tried them...pulled my mrs by taking the **** out of her for a night about one her ex's who happened to be an old "friend"! :p
 
"Hi there, has the Rohypnol kicked in yet or will I come back in half an hour?"

That's the last of the sick ones for now.

A really kick ass line (I'm told) is to walk up, look her in the eye and say nothing. She'll feel obliged to say something and you'll be able to tell from her first words whether or not she'll shag you. So, without saying a word you can get the answer you really want. I've only tried it once but the reply was, "What are you looking at?"
 
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Scuzi said:
"Hi there, has the Rohypnol kicked in yet or will I come back in half an hour?"

That's the last of the sick ones for now.

A really kick ass line is to walk up, look her in the eye and say nothing. She'll feel obliged to say something and you'll be able to tell from her first words whether or not she'll shag you. So, without saying a word you can get the answer you really want. I've only tried it once but the reply was, "What are you looking at?"
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LMFAO. you stud you. :rolleyes:
 
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