When a girl mentions her ex...?

BigglesPiP · 2 Oct 2009 at 17:10

It means she wants you to either nail her to the wall with your manhood right there and then, or go away and never speak to her again.

Yamahahahahaha · 2 Oct 2009 at 17:10

Mash her clunge.

loltim · 2 Oct 2009 at 17:11

tisonlyme said:
I can't wait for the day this 'pasty smashing' phrase dies out

Me too, it's awful.

Janesy B · 2 Oct 2009 at 17:14

tisonlyme said:
I can't wait for the day this 'pasty smashing' phrase dies out

Tim said:
Me too, it's awful.

I feel slightly guilty.

I can hand on heart say I've never used it IRL.

TFleming · 2 Oct 2009 at 17:16

She's only giving you some background info

. Probs in an attempt to get you to tell her your status.

The Halk · 2 Oct 2009 at 17:19

Tell her that you sometimes miss your ex, but you know deep down that getting back with her would be a bad thing. Tell her it's only at night when you are getting to sleep in your bed alone.

That's code for "Would you like to offer to have your pasty smashed?"

NickK · 2 Oct 2009 at 17:20

tisonlyme said:
I can't wait for the day this 'pasty smashing' phrase dies out

lol I was just thinking with the photos that I think the phrase has just reached it's peak..

benneh · 2 Oct 2009 at 17:21

You're talking to a girl by email, she mentionned her ex. You just got friend zoned by email. Ouch.

tisonlyme · 2 Oct 2009 at 17:26

Janesy B said:
I can hand on heart say I've never used it IRL.

Lol, I'm sure if you said it to someone who wasn't aware of the phrase you would get some very odd looks

naefeart · 2 Oct 2009 at 17:27

TFleming said:
She's only giving you some background info . Probs in an attempt to get you to tell her your status.

I thought this too. I'll let her ask directly before I devulge anything.

benneh said:
You're talking to a girl by email, she mentionned her ex. You just got friend zoned by email. Ouch.

It's possible, but then that's fine, I'm not long out of a serious relationship - female friends have female friends so that can be a good thing.

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4T5 · 2 Oct 2009 at 17:28

Who cares just Smash her Pasty anyway.

arknor · 2 Oct 2009 at 17:56

mac1st3 · 2 Oct 2009 at 18:05

it's clearly a test, to see if you'll become insecure about her past, in her eyes cause you've not spazzed out about it, you've probably passed, but as we all know the secret now, you've failed, in secret though, so keep going

knowlesy · 2 Oct 2009 at 18:14

tisonlyme said:
I can't wait for the day this 'pasty smashing' phrase dies out

I cant wait till it starts being used mainstream and maybe it gets added as an honorary phrase in the dictionary under "smash" and "pasty"

back totopic just letting you know shes single unless she never shuts up bout it

mattyprice4004 · 2 Oct 2009 at 18:42

knowlesy said:
I cant wait till it starts being used mainstream and maybe it gets added as an honorary phrase in the dictionary under "smash" and "pasty"

back totopic just letting you know shes single unless she never shuts up bout it

It will NEVER die out, as it's now mainstream among everyone I know

'Wes · 2 Oct 2009 at 18:46

Some like to reveal it to you so there are no secrets between you, creates a certain level of trust.

Or.

She still likes her ex and can't stop thinking/talking about him.

naefeart · 2 Oct 2009 at 18:59

mac1st3 said:
it's clearly a test, to see if you'll become insecure about her past, in her eyes cause you've not spazzed out about it, you've probably passed, but as we all know the secret now, you've failed, in secret though, so keep going

Sssh! Didn't spazz out, just made me curious

Right, better go eat. Got a strange craving for a cornish p...

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Dark_Angel · 2 Oct 2009 at 19:03

tisonlyme said:
I can't wait for the day this 'pasty smashing' phrase dies out

Same.

It's really getting old in my opinion.