Where do you aim when doing big boys' standing-up weewees?

[Blackjack Davy]

Front or back. Not in the water as the splashback can be severe as its a long way down (I'm 6'2) and hits with quite an impact. That enough information for you?

 

[SexyGreyFox]

I've had posh wees for years unless I'm in a urinal out & about and there's no way I'm sitting on that bog.

 

[ash_scotland88]

But do you pull back the foreskin or not? That's the big question.

 

[potatolord]

At the side, to minimise splashback and noise.

Disappointed no-one has suggested the sink yet.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

When I'm feeling especially adventurous I just go through the letterbox of whichever neighbour has displeased me.

I'll raise you one:

Do a weewee from the bathroom window, aiming for the letterbox. A hole in one.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

But do you pull back the foreskin or not? That's the big question.

if I didn't it would be like a garden sprinkler

 

[dazzerd]

Aim for any remaining klinkers which didn't wash off with previous flush.

 

[Gray2233]

I'll raise you one:

Do a weewee from the bathroom window, aiming for the letterbox. A hole in one.

Unfortunately I live on the 12th floor of an apartment complex which overlooks the countryside.

 

[DXP55]

But do you pull back the foreskin or not? That's the big question.

I can not in my worst dream think of having to do that. God forbid. - Pulled and chopped me in back seat of an American car. I am not jewish either.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

I can not in my worst dream think of having to do that. God forbid. - Pulled and chopped me in back seat of an American car. I am not jewish either.

How old were you?

 

[goldy6660]

Surely as long as it gets in the bowl anywhere counts (or if there is a turd to batter off with your jet stream that'll be first dibs)

 

[alchal]

Is this a closet golden showers fan club thread ?

If so..Can I join in?


If not, I didn't say anything, forget it all, you saw and heard nothing.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Don’t cross the streams.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

If not, I didn't say anything, forget it all, you saw and heard nothing.

You can forget and un-see all you like, however, you have just lost The Game.

Everyone else in this thread (including myself) who also read this post have also lost The Game.

 

[im4gine3]

Here's another question which you can combine with the OP topic. One which has caught me out.

People with en-suites. If you need to do a runner during the night, Do you, or Do you Not flush the toilet after so you don't wake up the other half... and flush in the morning... or to hell with her.. flush away?

 

[alchal]

Maybe someone should start a number two thread, could be a classic follow up a bit like aliens was.

Here's another question which you can combine with the OP topic. One which has caught me out.

People with en-suites. If you need to do a runner during the night, Do you, or Do you Not flush the toilet after so you don't wake up the other half... and flush in the morning... or to hell with her.. flush away?

Flush, unless you are a dirty savage.

 

[bloodiedathame]

Where the water meets the bowl. Usually back left.

 

[Terminal_Boy]

Posh wee before bed and first thing in the morning so I don’t have t

 

[im4gine3]

Flush, unless you are a dirty savage.

That was my answer to the missus.. little did i know she would complain for waking her up on a work night

 

[Jean-F]

Stand up wee ??? Arrr yes I remember those - have no control now of the trajector so really it's 90deg in either direction.

The joys of being old.

Et tu DXP55?