Which newspaper?

I don't read newspapers, I don't see the need with so many online resources available along with TV and radio - the black print it leaves on my fingers also really aggravates me (I used to sell newspapers)
 
British mainstream media is garbage in the UK, full of biased crap towards one side or another and that includes TV.

I get my news from the internet where I can fact check.
 
The Sentinel, but only because my neighbour pushes it through my door once she's read it. On the very rare chance that I do buy a paper then it's usually The Times as the crossword can last ages.
 
The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
The Times is read by people who actually do run the country;
The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country and think Hitler was rather a nice chap.
The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;
The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it already is.
The Sun is read by people who don’t care who runs the country, as long as she’s got big ****.
The Daily Sport is read by people who don't know what a country is. But they like ****!
The Star is read by people who think that everyone should run their own country, with girls with BIG ****!
The Express is read by people who hate their country, everybody else's country and themselves, and everything in general.
The Independent is read by people who own the newspapers.

And really, is the name of a bird really a swearie, and yet we're allowed to say bloody hell and sod off etc on here? :rolleyes::p
 
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