Whip It Out And Measure IT

Zenduri · 22 Dec 2009 at 10:07

Considering theres a fair few ostrich farms around lincs its tempting to get my uncles shotgun and go bag me a giant turkey!

Tefal · 22 Dec 2009 at 10:11

HybridX said:
Considering theres a fair few ostrich farms around lincs its tempting to get my uncles shotgun and go bag me a giant turkey!

Be careful the farmer doesn't bag himself a Hybrid

vincent1989 · 22 Dec 2009 at 11:56

Tefal said:
I hope these are women folk and that you yourself still worship at the altar of the holy bacon?

nah, my parents are both vegan (freaks) and myself and my siblings are veggie.

no alter of bacon for me.

Shotgun_ned · 22 Dec 2009 at 11:58

Staying round the GF parents house this year for Christmas, and their turkey is still happily clucking around the local farm. What it doesn't know...

waso_dude · 22 Dec 2009 at 12:07

Got one of them special ones.

Pork in middle inside a chicken, then the chicken inside a turkey!

Weighs about 10kg! its a monster, mums not getting anything else in that oven lol

Tefal · 22 Dec 2009 at 12:25

vincent1989 said:
nah, my parents are both vegan (freaks) and myself and my siblings are veggie.

no alter of bacon for me.

May the lord have mercy on your soul!

Although as the lord gave us bacon we can summarise he is a kind God and will forgive you and reward your noble sacrifice of letting others have more bacon with bacon

Tr Insanity · 22 Dec 2009 at 12:30

Tefal said:
May the lord have mercy on your soul!

Although as the lord gave us bacon we can summarise he is a kind God and will forgive you and reward your noble sacrifice of letting others have more bacon with bacon

Lol , you deserve

s for that epic sentence.

vincent1989 · 22 Dec 2009 at 12:53

Tefal said:
May the lord have mercy on your soul!

Although as the lord gave us bacon we can summarise he is a kind God and will forgive you and reward your noble sacrifice of letting others have more bacon with bacon

you dawg, i heard you liked bacon so we put a bacon on yo bacon so you can have a coronary while yo have a coronary

xJcBx · 22 Dec 2009 at 13:07

I have 2 turkeys outside in my field, but we're not having turkey this year, we've decided on cockrel, because its nicer.

I might end up cooking one of them for easter though. Yum.
Edit: Pic of it in the summer.

V4NT0M · 22 Dec 2009 at 13:11

What turkey?

Dr.EM · 22 Dec 2009 at 13:21

xJcBx said:
I have 2 turkeys outside in my field, but we're not having turkey this year, we've decided on cockrel, because its nicer.

How big a **** is it then?

Vonhelmet · 22 Dec 2009 at 13:23

xJcBx said:
I have 2 turkeys outside in my field, but we're not having turkey this year, we've decided on cockrel, because its nicer.

You love the ****.

TheCenturion · 22 Dec 2009 at 13:25

5.5"

Oh you mean Turkey?

Cosimo · 22 Dec 2009 at 13:30

Dr.EM said:
How big a **** is it then?

Much bigger then a hen.

.one. · 22 Dec 2009 at 13:31

brummie said:
its not how big but what you do with it

If your wife or girlfriend told you this i'm afraid she is telling you lies just wants to make you feel good about yourself.

Cosimo · 22 Dec 2009 at 13:34

anant_shah94 said:
5.5"

Oh you mean Turkey?

This:

A rooster, also called a **** or chanticleer, is a male chicken (Gallus gallus) with the female being called a hen. Immature male chickens of less than a year's age are called cockerels. The oldest term is "****," from Old English coc. It is sometimes replaced by the term "cockerel" (which properly refers to a young male chicken) in the United Kingdom, and almost always by "rooster" (a relative neologism) in North America and Australia.

It will be in the oven.

xJcBx · 22 Dec 2009 at 13:36

My **** is going to be massive hopefully. Havn't seen it yet though.

(Ignores In-Your-Endo-s)

Cosimo · 22 Dec 2009 at 13:38

xJcBx said:
My **** is going to be massive hopefully. Havn't seen it yet though.

"Cocka-doodle-doo"

xJcBx · 22 Dec 2009 at 13:41

Ironic thing is that I just ate faggots for dinner.. Haha.

TheCenturion · 22 Dec 2009 at 13:42

xJcBx said:
Ironic thing is that I just ate faggots for dinner.. Haha.

bet you loved that