**read in a mono tone voice**
Doughnut - Nishil Friends call me Mario
Born in the non sunny town of Northampton , where i atteneded a school in which every girl in recption facied me

and i was regularyly asked to play kiss chase

went their until i was 6 and left in "year R" to move to the nice modern city of MK full of cows made from concrete , lovely place very modern and a lot like a more modern centrel london (lots of sky scrapers and that sorta stuff)
we lived in a 4 bed house for around 2 years , but i was forced to live with my grand parents for 2 montsh due to me not getting a place at a school in milton keynes , when i did come to the school as useual it was crap , we then moved to the next street to a much bigger house.
then when i was 13 i moved to m secondary school , lovely school tbh , year 8 and half of 9 i wasnt really bothered about girls and had about 6 mates hu i always used to hang with , when i was aorund 14.5 people suddenly started getting my humorous jokes and i shot to fame , wheee now everyone including teachers at my school no's hu i am , i am probebly the lerryest person you will ever meet , but then it doesent matter , because every one knows im useually joking, 2 of my teachers think im a professinal mafia boss , so playing along , i decided id hire some mobsters at my school my empire now controlls in excess of 50 hard men and 4 teachers
im currently at GCSE level (15) im predicted 7 A*'s and 2 A's
Maths - A*
Stats - A
English A*
Chem - A*
Bio - A*
Phy - A*
History - A
Resistant materials - A*
Applied IT - A*
i recently took Maths Challange UK and came second in my year group
i have been hooked to these forums for about 3 years , and i have no intentions of leaving
when im 17 i plan to move to the US to study at MIT , or stay in the UK and head over to warrick Uni , i want to be a Chief Software Architect and earn at least £120k a year i plan to spend 80% of that on BMW's and the rest will be spent on girlfrend .
my favourite movie is the 3 godfathers and my bestest hobbys are as follows
-Gym stuff
- My Girlfriend
- Computers
- attempting to play football
- Running around on rugby pitches
- EATING!
- growing! (im almost 6'1) yay
if youve made it this far congratulations , i honestly dont know how you did it
