Why can horses just **** everywhere?

Hades · 27 Jul 2015 at 15:40

MooMoo444 said:
Never saw a horse pay Tv license either

Don't worry. Under the new BBC proposal they will have to pay it whether they watch TV or not :mad:

Cosimo · 27 Jul 2015 at 15:40

Dis86 said:
Legally they're meant to clean it up.

The rider that is. Not the horse. Unless it's a very well trained horse.

I thought that it wasn't illegal. Got anything to back that up?

Raumarik · 27 Jul 2015 at 15:40

Minstadave said:
All horse riders where their "polite" jackets and like to pretend their policemen so they're above the law now.

Stop baiting me!

IC3 · 27 Jul 2015 at 15:41

Hahaha, that's why I like GD you can always have a laugh.

Diddums · 27 Jul 2015 at 15:41

This thread.... 10/10.

Malevolence · 27 Jul 2015 at 15:42

I like 'em. I always give 'em a friendly peep or two on the horn as I go past.

Greebo · 27 Jul 2015 at 15:43

Dis86 said:
Legally they're meant to clean it up.

The rider that is. Not the horse. Unless it's a very well trained horse.

Lol since when?

http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/news/horse-manure-on-roads-461292

Takanta · 27 Jul 2015 at 15:43

lol I acutally asked the same question today, after nearly trampling on a pile at the beach few days ago

A woman in work owns a few horses and I asked her. her response was because horses mostly only eat grass and hay, so its not as dangerous as dog poop because dogs eat meat etc.

IC3 · 27 Jul 2015 at 15:43

Go on YouTube and type 'Horses vs Motorcycles'

Unfortunately it includes swearing, so can't post it up...

D.P. · 27 Jul 2015 at 15:44

IC3 said:
I did say horse riders, horse is just an animal. But they don't just wonder about on the roads in the UK, are they?

I pay for everything to be legally on the road, do horse riders pay as well?

No, you pay for the car to be on the road and pollute the atmosphere. You are free wot walk on the road without paying a penny.

Mr Jones · 27 Jul 2015 at 15:44

IC3 said:
I pay for everything to be legally on the road, do horse riders pay as well?

I also pay for my Car and Bike to legally be on the road. For a grand total of £0. (Aygo / Peddle bikes)

If the horse starts giving out more CO2 than my Aygo, then I want it paying tax! :mad:

On Holiday · 27 Jul 2015 at 15:44

Of course it's dangerous. Try being mid-corner on a motorcycle and spotting **** all over the road.

OhEsEcks · 27 Jul 2015 at 15:45

To be honest, if I have to lift my dogs ****, horse riders should have to lift their horses **** too. Also, farmers should clean the roads between fields when moving livestock. We should ban chewing gum. Cleanliness is godliness and godliness is emptiness and god is empty just like me.

Firestar_3x · 27 Jul 2015 at 15:45

IC3 said:
Do they even pay road tax?

Do you?

randomshenans · 27 Jul 2015 at 15:45

If you drive past revving your engine, loud music on, beeping your horn. The horse will rear up on to it's back legs waving at you to say thanks, which is friendly.

IC3 · 27 Jul 2015 at 15:46

Firestar_3x said:
Do you?

YES... for my bike.

opstrat · 27 Jul 2015 at 15:46

Liquidfox said:
No, but then again neither do you or anybody else in the country

Diddums · 27 Jul 2015 at 15:46

A little sympathy guys, come on.

How would you feel if you were forced to **** in the middle of the street with everyone tutting at you? Add to that the fact that not a single company makes hoof friendly bog roll and it's even worse!

Forced to poo in public with no means of wiping your arse.

Who is the real victim here?

UTmaniac · 27 Jul 2015 at 15:47

Horse riders should travel on roads equipped with multiple sacks for collecting any faeces, just like dog owners.

They might needs physical training to carry all those sacks back home.

Firestar_3x · 27 Jul 2015 at 15:47

IC3 said:
YES... for my bike.

How?

Road tax doesn't exist.