why did humpy dumpy fall?

Pyrosoft said:
I dont care how he fell anyway.

I just want to know if they made scrambled eggs with the leftovers or what?
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well seen as they sent the kings horses first they obviously wanted to crush the shell up so much it'd gone and then they'd have stomped about in the yolk for a while so i guess he was pretty scrambled.
 
Etaqua said:
Not only is Humpty Dumpty being attacked for political correctness, but so has Bah Bah Blacksheep because somehow it incites hatred towards black people. :rolleyes:

Mindmaps/Brainstorms, nursery rhymes, etc, are all getting worked on to make them politically correct. It's being taken waaaaay too far, imo.
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They really need to stop with all this and just get on with black people. It's not hard! They are normal people and I seriously doubt any have any care in the world about a nursery rhyme.
 
Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed,
Little Bo Peep was giving him head
After he came she started to weep,
She could tell by the taste he'd been s**ging her sheep.
 
Zip said:
Nope im not joking.

Aparently its sexist to only have the kings "men" putting him back together again :rolleyes:
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did you also hear about the nursery rhyme baa baa black sheep

it said in the newspaper that it was going to be changed to baa baa rainbow sheep because calling it black was racist

edit: sorry if i caused offense but i dont see how an ordinary word is a sweary? i havent made a racist comment.
 
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secretspy said:
did you also hear about the nursery rhyme baa baa black sheep

it said in the newspaper that it was going to be changed to baa baa rainbow sheep because calling it black was racist

im not racist but how stupid and pathetic is that. your stating a fact not insulting anyone.

next we wont be able to even say the word black!
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I think we need to identify the reason he was on the wall in the first place and whether or not the appropriate risk assesment for wall-perching' had been carried out by an appointed health and saftey officer. Had Humpty Dumpty had the correct training on exactly HOW to sit on the wall - had he watched the video and sat the test? We also need to ascertain whther or not the local authority had been negligent in it's duty of testing the wall.

Once we have managed to find these facts out, we also need to look at the bigger picture. Was this the best use of time for ALL the king's horses and men? The word men needs to be clarified - we should be saying 'people'. What was the ethnic balance? had the King selected enough people from a poorer socio-economic background and we lesbian, gay, bi-sexual and transgender catered for by the King?

These are the important questions!!!
 
Kitchster_uk said:
I think we need to identify the reason he was on the wall in the first place and whether or not the appropriate risk assesment for wall-perching' had been carried out by an appointed health and saftey officer. Had Humpty Dumpty had the correct training on exactly HOW to sit on the wall - had he watched the video and sat the test? We also need to ascertain whther or not the local authority had been negligent in it's duty of testing the wall.

Once we have managed to find these facts out, we also need to look at the bigger picture. Was this the best use of time for ALL the king's horses and men? The word men needs to be clarified - we should be saying 'people'. What was the ethnic balance? had the King selected enough people from a poorer socio-economic background and we lesbian, gay, bi-sexual and transgender catered for by the King?

These are the important questions!!!
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All these problems could have been avoided if the wall had a suitable safety barrier and humpty dumpty was wearing an approved safety harness.
 
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