Why is it..

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.. that when you have an itch on your back, it's always at the furtherest point you can reach :(

Last night in bed about midnight (I know it was midnight because the wife turns into a warewolf), I had this itch I couldn't reach and ended up elbowing her .. Well I've been meaning to give the elbow for ages anyway.. :D

Anyway, when you have an itch in an unreachable place, there's no option other than to use a door frame.. So there's me, stark naked, rubbing my self against a door frame..(that sounds wrong).. when our lodger comes home.. :o

The moral is... actually there is none but always keep a 12 rule beside your bed.. not only is it useful for measuring how long your asleep for, but it's great for scratching that itch..

Huddy out :p
 
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Anyone who can't reach all over their back has a problem!

I'm all for making it easier though, there are all manner of devices you can buy to give you extra scratching power :D

I'm not in to pizza today guys, steak however is definitely on the menu.
 
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