Why is it..

[Admiral Huddy]

.. that when you have an itch on your back, it's always at the furtherest point you can reach

Last night in bed about midnight (I know it was midnight because the wife turns into a warewolf), I had this itch I couldn't reach and ended up elbowing her .. Well I've been meaning to give the elbow for ages anyway..

Anyway, when you have an itch in an unreachable place, there's no option other than to use a door frame.. So there's me, stark naked, rubbing my self against a door frame..(that sounds wrong).. when our lodger comes home..

The moral is... actually there is none but always keep a 12 rule beside your bed.. not only is it useful for measuring how long your asleep for, but it's great for scratching that itch..

Huddy out

 

[wordy]

I like pizza.

 

[churned]

I like pizza.

I like pizza too, do you also like toast?

 

[david334]

Do you like pancakes?

 

[JonnyGeee]

I prefer chicken.

 

[Fraggr]

Waffles with tons of hot chocolate sauce wipes the floor with your food.

http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=12158&random=391185940&cid=40&scid=

Get one of those.

 

[Monkey Puzzle]

I don't understand why you couldn't just scratch your back with your hands? rather than have to rub yourself against a door frame. Do you have really short arms?

 

[Murf]

Could you have not used one of your wife's talons?

 

[Zefan]

Anyone who can't reach all over their back has a problem!

I'm all for making it easier though, there are all manner of devices you can buy to give you extra scratching power

I'm not in to pizza today guys, steak however is definitely on the menu.

 

[Monkey Puzzle]

Medium rare = Win

 

[wordy]

I like pizza too, do you also like toast?

Toasts ok. I'd rather have a toastie tho.

Curry is nice aswell.

 

[Monkey Puzzle]

Tuna, cheese and tomato toasties are good.

 

[[TW]Fox]

Lunch will commence in 16 minutes.

Subway or KFC?

 

[Gilly]

KFC. Zinger Tower.