Why... Its not bacon.

wolfie138 · 9 May 2019 at 09:58

how does she know what bacon tastes like? this implies she's a closet pig-eater. or maybe a serial attention/compo seeker

robfosters · 9 May 2019 at 09:59

wolfie138 said:
how does she know what bacon tastes like? this implies she's a closet pig-eater. or maybe a serial attention/compo seeker

She’s a convert, so one would assume she’s eaten it before.

wolfie138 · 9 May 2019 at 10:00

probably converted just so she could be offended by something else, i'm guessing.

glenimp617 · 9 May 2019 at 10:00

She looks a wrong'un.......a right chicken crisp eater if ever I saw one

peterwalkley · 9 May 2019 at 10:01

Got to love the banner at the top of the website:

METRO ... News but not as you know it

I agree guys. Its certainly not news. The correct term will earn me a suspension, so won't use it here.

Feek · 9 May 2019 at 10:01

wolfie138 said:
how does she know what bacon tastes like? this implies she's a closet pig-eater. or maybe a serial attention/compo seeker

From the article: "Having converted to Islam seven years ago, Miss Ward is familiar with the taste and odour of bacon".

Total non story though, she's not even very good at the sad face picture.

robfosters · 9 May 2019 at 10:04

Feek said:
From the article: "Having converted to Islam seven years ago, Miss Ward is familiar with the taste and odour of bacon".

Total non story though, she's not even very good at the sad face picture.

It’s more of a constipated face tbh

[FnG]magnolia · 9 May 2019 at 10:04

TheOracle said:
She looks a wrong'un.......a right chicken crisp eater if ever I saw one

Just LOL if your crisp preference is not, in order, salt and vinegar, then ready salted, then prawn cocktail.

enkoda · 9 May 2019 at 10:05

[FnG]magnolia said:
What is the point you're not making here?

That bacon's love for us is so great that it actually died for us and remained dead long enough to be put in a roll with yummy tomato ketchup?

wolfie138 · 9 May 2019 at 10:07

Feek said:
From the article: "Having converted to Islam seven years ago, Miss Ward is familiar with the taste and odour of bacon".

Total non story though, she's not even very good at the sad face picture.

must've lost the will to continue reading before I got to that point.

plus side, at least the photo didn't have her pointing at the bottle to ensure the readers knew what the article was about.

"She hopes she will be compensated for what happened." and there we have it in a nutshell.
I hope Aldi sue her for libel and wrongful accusation etc etc.

[FnG]magnolia · 9 May 2019 at 10:08

wolfie138 said:
for libel and wrongful accusation etc etc.

Dog_looking_at_you_sideways.jpg

You might need a better solicitor, my dude.

wolfie138 · 9 May 2019 at 10:10

[FnG]magnolia said:
Dog_looking_at_you_sideways.jpg

You might need a better solicitor, my dude.

please explain why

Marky · 9 May 2019 at 10:11

She must live pretty carefree if this is the biggest problem facing her life right now!...

Can't believe this made it to the news

robfosters · 9 May 2019 at 10:12

Aldi are going to test the sauce eh?

I’d love to see them carry out those ‘tests’.

[FnG]magnolia · 9 May 2019 at 10:12

wolfie138 said:
please explain why

Because you're making up how Law works. This should be self evident. C'mon dude.

edscdk · 9 May 2019 at 10:18

Marky said:
She must live pretty carefree if this is the biggest problem facing her life right now!...

Can't believe this made it to the news

good job all those science types ignored religion and dared to wonder why.... maybe she should go live in Afghanistan (away form any town, maybe in one of the poorest villages) then there would be no bacon smelling sources...

new boy · 9 May 2019 at 10:33

Brb, off to Aldi for some bacon sauce.

Sounds fantastic!

wolfie138 · 9 May 2019 at 10:38

[FnG]magnolia said:
Because you're making up how Law works. This should be self evident. C'mon dude.

ah. the usual magnolia-type answer.

robj20 · 9 May 2019 at 10:42

robfosters said:
Aldi are going to test the sauce eh?

I’d love to see them carry out those ‘tests’.

That's what i thought, what a complete waste of time and money. Probably just covering them selves though, just sad they have to go to such extremes.

All it takes is a look on the back of the jar.

[FnG]magnolia · 9 May 2019 at 10:43

wolfie138 said:
ah. the usual magnolia-type answer.

C'mon babes, let's not fight.

pre Law said:
for libel and wrongful accusation etc etc.

You don't know what the tests are for the first point and the second is even less secure. Don't make claims which don't exist and/or you don't understand.