Of course I am! I got a coupon in the Sun for discounted bunting. I'll hang it right next to my Brexit flags over my Britain First wallpaper. I'll pop GBNews on the telly too, I'm sure my old mucca Nigel Farage will have a lovely speech on the day.
I've given Agnieszka the day off too, she deserves to celebrate what are country has to offer and truth be told I'm not too keen on the immigrants celebrating this day with me, nowt to do with them.
To finish off I'll make a pot of tea and have Doris and James over for a cuppa, finally a chance to use that Union Jack tea cosy that the Daily Mail gave me. Pop some might music on, start with Come on Eileen, always a winner.
I brought some nice digestives from Asda too, I could have gone to Waitrose but they're a bit dear innit, which reminds me I need to sign on on Monday.