I'll watch on TV if there is an RAF flypast.
Aren’t you an immigrant?Of course I am! I got a coupon in the Sun for discounted bunting. I'll hang it right next to my Brexit flags over my Britain First wallpaper. I'll pop GBNews on the telly too, I'm sure my old mucca Nigel Farage will have a lovely speech on the day.
I've given Agnieszka the day off too, she deserves to celebrate what are country has to offer and truth be told I'm not too keen on the immigrants celebrating this day with me, nowt to do with them.
To finish off I'll make a pot of tea and have Doris and James over for a cuppa, finally a chance to use that Union Jack tea cosy that the Daily Mail gave me. Pop some might music on, start with Come on Eileen, always a winner.
I brought some nice digestives from Asda too, I could have gone to Waitrose but they're a bit dear innit, which reminds me I need to sign on on Monday.
Unless it’s sunny and warm, then you’ll be stuck in your hovel moaning.I'll be going for a nice walk while all the peasants celebrate this guy winning the vagina lottery.
Nah its early May, it won't be 30cUnless it’s sunny and warm, then you’ll be stuck in your hovel moaning.
Aren’t you an immigrant?
True, but I’ll let you off as you’re highly amusingAbsolutely! I'm the finest job stealing, benefits claiming, medical tourist the world has to offer
True, but I’ll let you off as you’re highly amusing
For some reason I can't fathom, the majority of people in the UK support a monarchy. I don't, but I acknowledge I am in the minority.
The last king to win his crown in battle was Henry VII on 22 August 1485 when he defeated Richard III at the battle of Bosworth Field (Wars of the roses).Its simple, whoever won the battle and elected themself king (king alfred i think?) gave himself and his lineage the right to be royal.
I can respect that.
Fat chanceIt will be a busy day for the moderators as well as for Charles, no doubt.... I hope things will remain civil and views on the monarchy aired graciously.