Window Cleaners!!

Hyper said:
This thread has potential!
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LOL in what way ?

the only way it could be deemed to have potential is if one of the following is true;

A. The window cleaner is female and somehow attractive (could be, we live in a free liberal world)

B. The idea of a fat old bloke spying on you through a window whilst you masturbate turns you on.

So which is it ?
 
Stinky said:
Just looked out the window and the cleaner is here doing the windows.

using what looks like an extra long brush. normally he is up on a ladder. so i asked him why he now does it that way..

Health and Safety have stopped window cleaners from using a ladder apparently. How insane!!

rant over
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Yeah I found this out recently myself.. George Formby would turn in his grave.

Crazy IMO and people wonder why imigrants come over and work.
 
LOAM said:
ours are already banned from using water in Nottingham, they have been forced to throw rocks and bricks at the window in an attempt to clean them, Seriously its getting expensive
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Ours use eggs. Apparently the egg yolk has a cleaning agent that loosens the dirt from the windows and it's then washed off with rain.

It hasn't rained for ages here and my windows are getting pretty yellow!
 
ic1male said:
I couldn't think of anything more embarrassing. Curtains are always closed during those kind of activities. :p
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same my pc room window is just the right height for people on buses to see inside and i live next to some traffic lights which means quite often a buss will stop on the road outside my house and someone could luck in my window from around 20ft away and witness me whacking one off!
 
LOL. There's a guy in the house behind me who wanders around naked half the time. Very offputting whilst I'm trying to do the maths in Countdown. There's no way to avoid seeing him as to look at the TV, my eyes are in the direction pointing straight to his bedroom, i.e. my TV is right next to the big glass patio doors.
 
lol not been caught like that, but have been caught in the act with my gf -

we were alone in the house, had music on and didn't hear the ladder against the wall, first thing i know is when the window cleaner's squegie squeaks on the window! both of us starkers in full view!:o
 
ic1male said:
LOL. There's a guy in the house behind me who wanders around naked half the time. Very offputting whilst I'm trying to do the maths in Countdown. There's no way to avoid seeing him as to look at the TV, my eyes are in the direction pointing straight to his bedroom, i.e. my TV is right next to the big glass patio doors.
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you sure its that? and not that you just like watching nekid men?? ;) lol
 
i was on the DLR to bank the other week and the train stopped and in the flat oppersite my window was an old hairy naked man :(.... stretching :(:(:(
 
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