Work Perks

Half hour lunch at my desk and STILL have to answer the phone as nobody else will.
Tea (which I have to make myself)
Keeps me off the streets for 10 hours a day

Beginning to think work is over-rated....
 
Relaxed Dress Code
Flexi time / Work from home
Ridiculous pension
Health insurance
Life insurance
Free health checks
Quidco like discount scheme
Mobile contract with choice of phones
2x company laptop
Triple screens
Group discount website with discounts at a huge number of UK retailers
10% discount on all groceries/prescriptions/electronics

/Salsa
 
25% off a cars we can't afford.
Higher chance of contracting cancer
Lower life life expectancy
And a pay so hilariously low that no one stays longer than a year or two
 
Free gym,
Free pt's,
Free healthcare,
3 squares a day,
Free clothing all year,
Pension,
Unlimited Tea,
Unlimited Coco Pops,
Chance to work all over the country,
Chance to get involved in a riot.
6 months full sick pay
Civil Servant perks

Josh
 
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Car + fuel card, mobile, medical insurance, pension.

Also get to use the company man u tickets most games I want ( supporting the opposition) get taken out for a few meals in decent restaurants, get Friday afternoons off (35hr week) and get to buy all the it equipment for the group ( not really a perk but I enjoy it and its not part of my main job)
 
Forgot that we get a little over 1 grand a year to put towards computer upgrades/extra monitors, books, chairs etc. (in addition to 2K at hire).

Health insurance of course, life insurance
 
10% off genereal groceries and 5% off alcohol.
Free corporate event at Alton Towers once a year with free transport and food.
Christmas gift (usually own brand red/white wine)
Paid breaks.
Corporate rates on health cover and 25 pound vouchers per week if we beat certain sales targets.

This is retail, so that's not bad.
 
Home-based (has it perks naturally but can be quite solitary)
Free gym membership (although because I am home-based, said gym is 180 miles away) :(
iPhone next month (looking forward to ditching the BB)
Pretty much anything I need for my home office on expenses (might try for a massage table and masseuse next month ;) )
Cycle to work scheme but not looked into it yet

Not a lot else really
 
Yummy mummies.
Free breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Regular half days and days off (gifted above holiday)
Beautiful site to work at.
Gota love working at a posh school :)
 
Relatively relaxed work pattern/hours
Options to travel around the country (albeit to fairly un-eventful locations but free board at hotels while your there)
Free tea/coffee including costa's
Half decent cafe
Half decent computers

Probably more as the company expands and I expand into my role more :)
 
I get no pay if I don't work. No sick pay for the first seven days and then the basic one. But that means I never take sick days off. In fact I can not for the life of me remember the last day I took sick.
 
30 days holiday
35 hour week
Free car every 6 months inc Free Petrol for personal and business miles and insurance
Private Healthcare
9% of my salary into pension

Certainly enough to stop me killing myself from the boredom of the work.
 
I get to see the latest cinema movies and sometimes even before they're released in the UK, all from the comfort of my home.

:)
 
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