Worst chat up lines you have ever heard

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"If i asked you for sex would the answer to that question be same as the answer to this question?"

Then wait for the thinking face...

Or "ill flip a coin i win you leave with me, i lose ill get you a drink and leave, So heads i win, tails you lose"
 
No.



or.....

I hear you are a bit like the intercity 125......you get around. (you have to be a certain age to remember the intercity 125 and the accompanying advert)
 
There are some brilliant ones in here :D

My friend has used this before "I've spat on her, she's mine!"
Yes it worked :yawn:

2 of my personal favorites at the moment:
Roses are red, violets are blue, get in the van I've got a knife.

"Do you want to play the rape game?"
"No"
"Good start"

:D
 
Flare said:
There are some brilliant ones in here :D

My friend has used this before "I've spat on her, she's mine!"
Yes it worked :yawn:

2 of my personal favorites at the moment:
Roses are red, violets are blue, get in the van I've got a knife.

"Do you want to play the rape game?"
"No"
"Good start"

:D
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I prefer "It's only rape if you say no."
 
Castiel said:
No.



or.....

I hear you are a bit like the intercity 125......you get around. (you have to be a certain age to remember the intercity 125 and the accompanying advert)
Click to expand...

What about that guy who chatted you up in that gay bar? :p
 
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