Worst chat up lines you have ever heard

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HarryPainful said:
I used a pretty shocking one apparently.

I dated a girl about 5 years ago, she was 5`11" and had heels on, so 6`3" ish... I was stood next to her at the bar and I asked if she was stood on a box, I dont really remember much about it.

I was with her for over 2 years :o

trans Atlantic relationships are pretty tough.
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heh to this day i do not know how i met my first gf.

I was so ****ed i don't remember the first night at all, and it felt far to awkward to ever ask "so ermmmm how did we meet? cause all i remember is waking up next to you >.<"
 
back when i was in my prime at uni i had a few girls try the fancy a ~#@£ (baring mind this was the era of austin powers)

course being an upstanding moral christian lad this was probably the worst chat up line they could use on me which resulted in point blank refusal and dismissal.

as one of my housemates was gay, we used to go out with him sometimes, and i have to say the gay blokes are much smoother at the chat up lines than the girls were. course they still got a refusal from me.

this thread made me realise something, i have never had to use a chat up line in my life.
 
Morphy Richards said:
heh to this day i do not know how i met my first gf.

I was so ****ed i don't remember the first night at all, and it felt far to awkward to ever ask "so ermmmm how did we meet? cause all i remember is waking up next to you >.<"
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The exact inverse is the case with me. The girlfriend of nearly 3 years can't remember how we met, whilst I can remember it crystal clear. She had to play the name game the next time we spoke.
 
watch your fingers sim! :mad:


one day you'll be getting your toast and the rack'll slam shut and oast them to a perfect browned finish!
 
Thought about telling my colleague who's come in from another office today, looking very tastey indeed:

'Those boots are sexy, they'd look even better on my shoulders'.

But I don't fancy being dry-done for harrasment!
 
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