'Worst facebook status updates ever' thread

Katy XXXXXX i need to unwind, craving some danger and a good adrenalin fix so jumping on the back of my buds motorbike in a min - good ****ing times bring it on, i have a need for speed and an itch that im dying to scratch lol - lets be aving u ! x chuft to ****! x if i snuff it least im doing something i love to do! x ;0)

Katy XXXXXX so head ****ed 2day,yes im stuborn+trust me i can argue,fight,rebel+get revenge everyday 4 months,but what the hell is the point.point scoring gets u nowhere fast+im inpatient,i want everythin yesturday not 2moz.just wanna know wots wrong+where i stand either way.i ent in the wrong u r+u know it.


All her posts are like this. I've blocked them from my wall now.
 
Updates from a gay guy on my friends list:

Luke **** ******* Mmmm jumbo hot pork sausage

Luke **** ******* horny **** muncher ;) x


and more along the same lines.
 
Just finished the starcraft 2 campaign on hard, nailing every single hard-difficulty achievement on the way. Now I just need the 8 hour speed-run achievement, and to play the campaign on 'brutal'. This is the largest number of hours I've gotten out of a single game in a long long time. And there's another two expansions coming. Mind blown.
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This is why we nerds have such a bad rep with the general public...
 
I have people who constantly post on Facebook whenever they watch something, do something or thing something. Keep it to Twitter! At least, then, I won't see it :p
Stuff like:
Mmmmmmmmm Leon Eastenders ;)
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I still don't understand why people treat Facebook like an eBay listing, with thousands of '!'s and other symbols, for example:
has had a friend request from **DANI PARKIN** Now I don't think I know a**DANI PARKIN**or weather I should Know a**DANI PARKIN**, SO who is it? what is it? if you put **DANI PARKIN** into search there isn't one, so what the hell is it????, is it a VIRUS!!!???? i don't know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ARGH.

I went round to "The ex it's very ****ing complicated argh"'s last night (mistake I know) and now I check online at work this morning and she ****ing posted on Facebook last night/this morning.

ARGGHHHHH

If you're reading this: Don't put anymore on there. Please.




This post might be influenced by my lack of sleep and newfound dislike for gin
 
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for all those that complain about people on their facebook and their statuses

why not hit the delete button and get rid of the person?

There were some annoying ones on mine especially some biatches so I hit the delete button. Be a mannnnn!!!
 
I just "hide" annoying folk that post their lives on there, I only post stupid stuff, not in an attempt at humour but in an attempt to make people see its not all doom and gloom, currently mine is

"smarter than the average bear..... (might be lies)"
 
Just logged mine in and top of the list is this.

XXXXXX "IS ON THE BALL TODAY! Been doing some more cleaning, stocked up on more baby suplies, just been to asda to do a monthley shop and bought all of tays new school uniform ready for when they go back! think im going to chill out abit now lol x"

Just why???
 
Here is my niece's update today...

"wen 2 d shop *can I av sum blue slims plz?* hand em d money *yeye r u 18?* realises 4 got I.d.....damn bak I go!! grrrrrr!"


:mad::mad::mad::mad:
 
"Stephanie XXXXXXX ‎- Ghosteh is a big cross-dressing, **** noshing, bum bumping batty!"

The cheek of it! lol.
 
I just don't see how people can think it's acceptable to post about things that are happening in a relationship...

'ME ND XXX JST ARGUED!!'

It always seems to be women aswell...I know if my other half done that she'd be in the 'undo' pile.
 
Just browsing my sister's facebook making sure nothing dodgy is going on and I just facepalm at some of the stuff she's commented on and with.

And to think, the two below are about to turn 20...

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