'Worst facebook status updates ever' thread

Gilly · 6 Aug 2010 at 16:03

Delvis said:
It's as bad as people talking about farmville at the damn pub!!

What's that?

TrUz · 6 Aug 2010 at 16:20

Gilly said:
What's that?

It's a crappy game on Facebook.

TrUz

Robzere31 · 12 Aug 2010 at 15:46

"I just farted and pooed myself by accident!"

nikebee · 12 Aug 2010 at 15:50

Curio said:
Here is my niece's update today...

"wen 2 d shop *can I av sum blue slims plz?* hand em d money *yeye r u 18?* realises 4 got I.d.....damn bak I go!! grrrrrr!"

that took me about 2 minutes to read... that really hurts my head.

"andy" · 12 Aug 2010 at 15:58

seriously... why do you have these people on your facebook if you dislike there statuses so much (especially the chav types mentioned!)

just remove them...