Worst insults you've ever heard?

Nix · 20 Jul 2010 at 00:42

When someone says "your mom" to me, I tend to reply with "Your mum." and a sarcastic grin.

^TANK^ · 20 Jul 2010 at 00:45

"Four eyes" is an annoying insult for people that wear glasses.

Energize · 20 Jul 2010 at 00:46

Go back to Auschwitz.

Robbo · 20 Jul 2010 at 00:50

danza said:
He so did not say that, did he?

Cracking insult TBH.

He did, thats why he's the greatest man who ever lived :cool:

PGdude · 20 Jul 2010 at 00:52

Friend: You know, I think it's pretty good.
Someone (Totally not me): Your FACE is pretty good.

I think it's brilliant in it's own right.

Drake5 · 20 Jul 2010 at 00:58

My mate is forever using the 'that's what she said' line all the time... No matter what anyone says he some how relates it to a sexual reference!

Broadie · 20 Jul 2010 at 01:00

danza said:
He so did not say that, did he?

Cracking insult TBH.

indeed he did...here is another:

Lady Astor: Mr Churchill, if you were my husband I would poison your tea

WSC: Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it

... a great fella who inspires and terrifies in equal measure

edit: just remembered for the record (and the joke) he probably rarely had time to drink tea. champagne, brandy and gin took priority.

peterattheboro · 20 Jul 2010 at 01:01

Worst as in most damaging or worst as in just crap?

How about 'you big fat smelly gutter dwelling ****' (see you next tuesday)?

coltpython3 · 20 Jul 2010 at 01:02

"your mum!" ok....... what about my mum? "your mum!!" *facepalm*

doesnt even make sense :/

d_brennen · 20 Jul 2010 at 01:07

Worst insult? **** ****** **** *****, by a country mile

nex20 · 20 Jul 2010 at 01:10

Briefcase ****er!

ps: 1000 posts

Nix · 20 Jul 2010 at 01:12

nex20 said:
Briefcase ****er!

ps: 1000 posts

Lulz. I say we take the whole lot.

Doohickey · 20 Jul 2010 at 01:13

doiks14 said:
I have to agree with "your mom", it's just unfunny, too old and it just ends the conversation, because whoever says it proves to himself that hes a complete moron with nothing to good come back with..

Your mum was definitely nothing good to come back with (last night)

Oh yes.

mrteabag · 20 Jul 2010 at 01:14

nex20 said:
Briefcase ****er!

ps: 1000 posts

Congrats

Worst insult:Oliver Cromwell

Nix · 20 Jul 2010 at 01:14

Doohickey said:
Your mum was definitely nothing good to come back with (last night)

Oh yes.

Took me nigh on two hours to drag that corpse somewhere quiet.

LeJosh · 20 Jul 2010 at 01:15

mrteabag said:
Congrats

Worst insult:Oliver Cromwell

More like Oliver Cumwell

Amirite!?

Doohickey · 20 Jul 2010 at 01:16

LeJosh said:
More like Oliver Cumwell

We have a winner

Sunny Squash · 20 Jul 2010 at 01:30

mop head been called that in my early years of school

OriginalJonty · 20 Jul 2010 at 01:31

Conversation I heard when walking to the shop:

"Oi Paul! Do you know where Harry is?"
"No mate! Why?"
"Don't worry about it?"
"Tell me."
"No!"
"Well you're a REMOVED Idiot!"
"Well you're a...MASHED POTATO!"

I don't think there is a comeback to being called a mashed potato.

Sharlaw · 20 Jul 2010 at 01:35

If my dog had a face like your's, I'd shave it's ass and teach it to walk backwards.