Worst Movies You Have Ever Watched(And wished you hadnt)
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I would say it was awful, and the budget was maybe $5NZ at best. Only saving grace is that Peter Jackson has gone on to do much greater things
Soldato
No mention of 'That' moment?
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No mention of 'That' moment?
thats a no from me
I hadn’t watched any since Tokyo Drift and caught 9 or 10 whichever had Momoa in it and it’s was pure crap. Looking at previous trailers they’re all as ridiculous now. I don’t know how these films even have an audience now they’re that bad.
even Tokyo Drift was hella' cheesy
The shining. 
Only watched it not so long back and thought is was boring and did not get the ending.
Have recorded it again, so will give it another go at some point as it is a very highly rated movie and maybe my view on it might change.
I didn't like Midsommer the first time, but a second viewing was better.
Only watched it not so long back and thought is was boring and did not get the ending.
Have recorded it again, so will give it another go at some point as it is a very highly rated movie and maybe my view on it might change.
I didn't like Midsommer the first time, but a second viewing was better.
Soldato
Probably The Decent 2.
Absolutely infuriating with it's series of why would you scenarios. First one is dead good, the 2nd utterly stupid.
Absolutely infuriating with it's series of why would you scenarios. First one is dead good, the 2nd utterly stupid.
Off the top of my head:
The Human Centipede.
A Serbian Film. (Read the plot if you dare):
The Human Centipede.
A Serbian Film. (Read the plot if you dare):
Miloš, a semi-retired porn star, lives in Belgrade with his wife, Marija, and their six-year-old son, Petar. His brother Marko is a corrupt police officer who envies Miloš's life and is sexually attracted to Marija. Marija is curious about her husband's feelings towards his past and is concerned about the family's income. Lejla, a former co-star, offers Miloš a starring role in an art film directed by Vukmir, an independent pornographer who wishes to cast Miloš for his powerful erection. Having already caught Petar watching one of his films and not informed of the details of Vukmir's film, Miloš is hesitant to participate and continue his career, but accepts to secure his family's financial future. While meeting Vukmir, Miloš passes a bald man and his entourage, regarding them warily.
The filming begins at an orphanage, where Vukmir feeds Miloš instructions through an earpiece given by Vukmir's one-eyed driver Raša, while a film crew follows him. Miloš sees a young girl named Jeca, who is being scolded by her mother for disgracing her deceased war hero husband's memory by becoming a prostitute. In a dark room, screens show Jeca eating an ice pop while Miloš is given fellatio by a nurse. Miloš is then forced to receive fellatio from the mother, while Jeca watches. Marko later informs him that Vukmir is a former psychologist who has worked in children's television and state security. Vukmir meets a hesitant Miloš afterward to explain his artistic style, showing a film of a woman giving birth, followed by the newborn being immediately raped by Raša, in what the director terms "newborn porn." Miloš storms out and drives away. At a road junction, he is approached and seduced by Vukmir's female doctor.
A bloodied Miloš wakes up in his bed four days later with no memory of what has happened. He returns to the now abandoned set and finds several tapes. Viewing them, Miloš discovers that he was drugged to induce an aggressive, sexually aroused, and suggestible state. At Vukmir's manipulative direction, Miloš beats and rapes Jeca's mother before decapitating her, and later, a catatonic Miloš is sodomized by Vukmir's security. He then watches footage of Lejla voicing concern for Miloš, only to be restrained as her teeth are removed. A masked man then enters the room and forces his penis down her throat to kill her by suffocation. The footage continues as Miloš is led to Jeca's home where an elderly woman praises him for killing her mother and offers Jeca as a "virgin commune." Miloš refuses and escapes through a window to refuge in an alleyway, curled up watching a supposed underaged streetwalker strutting by, who is heckled by two young thugs for her age and Miloš begins masturbating in plain view. He then gets attacked by the two thugs who then get killed by Raša; he recoups Miloš back to the warehouse with Vukmir.
At the warehouse, Vukmir's doctor administers more drugs after which Miloš overpowers her, sticking the syringe into her throat. He is then taken into a room to have intercourse with two hidden bodies under a sheet. Miloš is guided onto one body and the masked man from Lejla's movie enters and begins sexually assaulting the other. Miloš doesn't notice that his victim is bleeding profusely from the rectum. Vukmir then reveals the masked man to be Marko, his brother. Marko's victim is revealed to be Marija, while Miloš's is revealed to be Petar, his son. Vukmir's doctor then staggers into the warehouse, clothes disheveled with her vaginal area covered in blood. She is holding a bloodied metal pipe in her hand, implying that she masturbated herself to death after being shot up with the same drug she used on Miloš to make him sexually aroused and aggressive. She falls and dies from massive vaginal hemorrhaging. With everyone's attention diverted, an enraged Miloš lunges at Vukmir and smashes his head against the floor, initiating a brawl during which Marija bites Marko in the jugular before bludgeoning him to death with a sculpture. Miloš wrestles a gun from a guard and shoots all but Raša, whom he kills by shoving his erect penis into his empty eye socket. A dying Vukmir praises Miloš's actions as truly worthy of a film.
Miloš, having recalled his actions, including locking his wife and son in their basement before passing out earlier, returns home to find them. He and his wife come to a mutual understanding that they and their son should die together, so the three gather in bed and embrace before Miloš fires a fatal shot through himself, Petar, and Marija. Immediately after, another film crew of three seen before have entered the bedroom. As one of the goons unzips his fly, the director advises him to "start with the little one."
The filming begins at an orphanage, where Vukmir feeds Miloš instructions through an earpiece given by Vukmir's one-eyed driver Raša, while a film crew follows him. Miloš sees a young girl named Jeca, who is being scolded by her mother for disgracing her deceased war hero husband's memory by becoming a prostitute. In a dark room, screens show Jeca eating an ice pop while Miloš is given fellatio by a nurse. Miloš is then forced to receive fellatio from the mother, while Jeca watches. Marko later informs him that Vukmir is a former psychologist who has worked in children's television and state security. Vukmir meets a hesitant Miloš afterward to explain his artistic style, showing a film of a woman giving birth, followed by the newborn being immediately raped by Raša, in what the director terms "newborn porn." Miloš storms out and drives away. At a road junction, he is approached and seduced by Vukmir's female doctor.
A bloodied Miloš wakes up in his bed four days later with no memory of what has happened. He returns to the now abandoned set and finds several tapes. Viewing them, Miloš discovers that he was drugged to induce an aggressive, sexually aroused, and suggestible state. At Vukmir's manipulative direction, Miloš beats and rapes Jeca's mother before decapitating her, and later, a catatonic Miloš is sodomized by Vukmir's security. He then watches footage of Lejla voicing concern for Miloš, only to be restrained as her teeth are removed. A masked man then enters the room and forces his penis down her throat to kill her by suffocation. The footage continues as Miloš is led to Jeca's home where an elderly woman praises him for killing her mother and offers Jeca as a "virgin commune." Miloš refuses and escapes through a window to refuge in an alleyway, curled up watching a supposed underaged streetwalker strutting by, who is heckled by two young thugs for her age and Miloš begins masturbating in plain view. He then gets attacked by the two thugs who then get killed by Raša; he recoups Miloš back to the warehouse with Vukmir.
At the warehouse, Vukmir's doctor administers more drugs after which Miloš overpowers her, sticking the syringe into her throat. He is then taken into a room to have intercourse with two hidden bodies under a sheet. Miloš is guided onto one body and the masked man from Lejla's movie enters and begins sexually assaulting the other. Miloš doesn't notice that his victim is bleeding profusely from the rectum. Vukmir then reveals the masked man to be Marko, his brother. Marko's victim is revealed to be Marija, while Miloš's is revealed to be Petar, his son. Vukmir's doctor then staggers into the warehouse, clothes disheveled with her vaginal area covered in blood. She is holding a bloodied metal pipe in her hand, implying that she masturbated herself to death after being shot up with the same drug she used on Miloš to make him sexually aroused and aggressive. She falls and dies from massive vaginal hemorrhaging. With everyone's attention diverted, an enraged Miloš lunges at Vukmir and smashes his head against the floor, initiating a brawl during which Marija bites Marko in the jugular before bludgeoning him to death with a sculpture. Miloš wrestles a gun from a guard and shoots all but Raša, whom he kills by shoving his erect penis into his empty eye socket. A dying Vukmir praises Miloš's actions as truly worthy of a film.
Miloš, having recalled his actions, including locking his wife and son in their basement before passing out earlier, returns home to find them. He and his wife come to a mutual understanding that they and their son should die together, so the three gather in bed and embrace before Miloš fires a fatal shot through himself, Petar, and Marija. Immediately after, another film crew of three seen before have entered the bedroom. As one of the goons unzips his fly, the director advises him to "start with the little one."
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Barbie. Both my wife and I had the urge to walk out after about 10 minutes but stayed because of the hype. I deeply wish we hadn't.
We both thought it was utter crud, and I'm happy to say so to anyone waxing lyrical over it.
We both thought it was utter crud, and I'm happy to say so to anyone waxing lyrical over it.
Soldato
I loved the original, but the sequel was a let down.
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I love the shining, great film. Seen it many times and is better with every watch.
I guess just not for you.
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I didn’t even know Part 2 existed. The first one was excellent.