would you ask out girl in Asda?

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The only way OP will get humiliated is if she's the type of girls who laughs at him and points the finger. That's never going to happen. The most likely scenario is she'll politely declined and is flattered by the question. There really is nothing to lose here, its not like she is your best friend and you risk losing a friendship.

What you have here is risk never having to use Checkout isle 3 in 1 Asda out of the entire country, the reward is much greater than what you stand to use.
 
Seriously its difficult to judge if people are interested in you behind a till. Your best way of moving this on is really finding out where she goes clubbing and making it there the same night as her. Really you know nothing of this girl for all you know she could allready be taken ? Nothing worse then asking her if she is engaged or somethin :O
 
4Play said:
Seriously its difficult to judge if people are interested in you behind a till. Your best way of moving this on is really finding out where she goes clubbing and making it there the same night as her. Really you know nothing of this girl for all you know she could allready be taken ? Nothing worse then asking her if she is engaged or somethin :O
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Pff it doesn't matter if she has a boyfriend or something.

Like most people on this thread said, the worst case scenario is that she is flattered and politely declines.

OP has a few hours left before the shops close!
 
apeZ said:
Pff it doesn't matter if she has a boyfriend or something.

Like most people on this thread said, the worst case scenario is that she is flattered and politely declines.

OP has a few hours left before the shops close!
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Seriously it does when you dont even know the person, as for the politely declining you obviously havent asked a girl out in Hull or Leeds lol ^^
 
4Play said:
Seriously its difficult to judge if people are interested in you behind a till. Your best way of moving this on is really finding out where she goes clubbing and making it there the same night as her. Really you know nothing of this girl for all you know she could allready be taken ? Nothing worse then asking her if she is engaged or somethin :O
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Wow, that would be very stalker like.
 
Pestilence said:
Pretty much where it's headed. :D

In any case, what you should do is :

1. Pick up a Quorn pasty from the aisles.
2. Go to her checkout.
3. Place it on the conveyor.
4. STAY at the end of conveyor until she has scanned it and is looking at you, wanting you to come forward and claim your purchase.
5. Walk stiffly to the end of the conveyor, staring wide-eyed at her the whole time. ONLY move your head as you pass her, keeping your eyes locked.
6. With your right fist, SMASH THE PASTY.
7. IMMEDIATELY POINT AT HER.
8. Utter, "Do you KNOW what this MEANS!?!?". Tilt your head back at the end, keeping eye contact the whole time.
9. ??????
10. PROFIT.
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haha this is the funniest post ive ever seen
 
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