Soldato
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Dude, just do it.
This - stalk her for a minimum of 3 months to check which is correct, then approach.
You've got two approaches:
Sympathy
Keep turning up at her checkout with microwave meals for one, looking wistfully at other couples in the line.
Brazen Confidence
Turn up at the checkout with a bottle of vodka, a bottle of tequila, a multi-pack of extra-large condoms and other assorted party equipment and drop her the most obvious wink and *cha-ching* you can muster.
Just leave your number or something, if you get a call shes interested, if not then you know to use another checkout next time
Try a "where do you go out round here" convo. You've even got a route straight in from the last convo "been out anywhere exciting this week then?"
If that goes well try a cheeky(but not assholey) "u fancy a drink when u get off from ere?" if she bull****s/stonewalls/excuses herself brush it off and you haven't made a tit of yourself. If she's likely to give you the nod but can't after work on the same day let her suggest another time/date. If nothing comes of it /shrug.
shes a checkout girl.
used to have bright red hair, then she cahnged it over xmas and has black! she looks hot! she was telling me about the night before (out in manchester) and was asking about what i got upto etc.
You know checkout staff are trained to be friendly to everyone don't you?
Turn up at the checkout with a bottle of vodka, a bottle of tequila, a multi-pack of extra-large condoms and other assorted party equipment and drop her the most obvious wink and *cha-ching* you can muster.
ive never asked a girl out in teh supermarket before!
You know checkout staff are trained to be friendly to everyone don't you?
Mind if i sig that?
rofl, if shes even half decent looking she will just throw it away. Work it out, lets be really modarate and say she gets hit on once every two days. So in a week shes getting approached about 3 to 4 times 3 * 52 = 156. thats 156 random guys a year since she was 14 or 15 lets say shes 19 now. 5 * 156 = 780. thats a majorly modarate number, i know good looking girls that go down town 3 times a week and in a night they will put up with about 20 - 40 guys approaching them. in a week they get approached atleast 60 times. You really think a decent looking girl is going to ring him i think not.
Sorry if that dosent make much sense ill make a whole post about it later maby i need to go running before 7 or ill just lazy it up and not go
whisper to her that you'd like to pee in her ear hole..