would you ask out girl in Asda?

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You'll have to teach her how to spell, nick. Other than that, shouldn't be too challenging. She seems low-maintenance.

well i think the battleship has been sunk to be fair. i mean, c'mon guys give a guy some space! your not leaving me much to work with here if u spam up all this $%^£.


i think im going to have to retire my ocuk account and move to tesco. its safer in there, less hot women.
 
Mate just ask her if you want, the worst OCUK will do is find her and take a photograph. Go for it if you still have a crush on her, and you've nothing to lose if you do.
 
At Uni I fancied the girl who was on the roasted chicken rotissery thing at ASDA, Bristol (Parkway I think it was).

She was utterly gorgeous, and looked amazing in that standard issue hairnet.

Asked her out, got knocked back. Bit of a blow, but I recovered well and asked out the girl who did the stereos in the Halfords just round the corner...

...who also knocked me back.

:)
 
At Uni I fancied the girl who was on the roasted chicken rotissery thing at ASDA, Bristol (Parkway I think it was).

She was utterly gorgeous, and looked amazing in that standard issue hairnet.

Asked her out, got knocked back. Bit of a blow, but I recovered well and asked out the girl who did the stereos in the Halfords just round the corner...

...who also knocked me back.

:)

Well there's a confidence booster for Nick if ever there was one :p
 
At Uni I fancied the girl who was on the roasted chicken rotissery thing at ASDA, Bristol (Parkway I think it was).

She was utterly gorgeous, and looked amazing in that standard issue hairnet.

Asked her out, got knocked back. Bit of a blow, but I recovered well and asked out the girl who did the stereos in the Halfords just round the corner...

...who also knocked me back.

:)

I don't think your helping :D
 
At Uni I fancied the girl who was on the roasted chicken rotissery thing at ASDA, Bristol (Parkway I think it was).

She was utterly gorgeous, and looked amazing in that standard issue hairnet.

Asked her out, got knocked back.

Did you ask her if she liked a spit roast? Or if you could nibble on a bit of breast?
More puns below, no doubt.
 
hmmm yeah, bit negative I guess.

I did actually manage to have sex...eventually...not with anyone working in a shop though.

Chin up!

:)
 
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