would you ask out girl in Asda?

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Personally I think you should stake out the butchers counter and ask the chap there for a portion of nice thick pork sausage.

 

[Fuzz]

I expect (like me) you have looked at ALL her pictures. Every one is a potential myspace angle.

Oh I dunno, I'd knock one into it..

http://secure.bebo.com/c/photos/view?MemberId=6414013&PhotoAlbumId=38803654&PhotoId=38803609

 

[The Running Man]

Personally I think you should stake out the butchers counter and ask the chap there for a portion of nice thick pork sausage.

they dont have a butcher but they do have a fresh fish stand - he says he d love to smoke your petit kipper any day of the week.

 

[cymatty]

they dont have a butcher but they do have a fresh fish stand - he says he d love to smoke your petit kipper any day of the week.

Oldham is full of fishy women.

 

[The Running Man]

plenty of em to go around.

Tokyo' s ***!

 

[Laney88]

Lol not been tokyo's in a LONG time! lol

 

[cymatty]

Lol not been tokyo's ever

Fixed.

 

[Mekrel]

At Uni I fancied the girl who was on the roasted chicken rotissery thing at ASDA, Bristol (Parkway I think it was).

She was utterly gorgeous, and looked amazing in that standard issue hairnet.

Asked her out, got knocked back. Bit of a blow, but I recovered well and asked out the girl who did the stereos in the Halfords just round the corner...

...who also knocked me back.

Hahahaha, comedy gold!

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

why is it that everywhere has a place called Tokyo's and its invariably a dodgy place to go?

 

[Kainz]

there is another hotty on the pizza counter.

Oh godammit not again! /me bursts into tears!

 

[Infam0us]

Thread does not deliver ...

 

[apeZ]

at the end of the day, being philosophical if i strike out with this one, there is another hotty on the pizza counter.

Laney88, did you hear that?

Go finish up what the OP couldn't.

 

[Stewy]

Order a big sausage pizza and just smile...

 

[Random Guy]

You accepted the mission now you have to deliver

MW

This.

 

[Laney88]

Laney88, did you hear that?

Go finish up what the OP couldn't.

ok on my next visit i will see what i can find hanging around the pizza counter then

 

[Cosimo]

ok on my next visit i will see what i can find hanging around the pizza counter then

Man arrested in ASDA for loitering with intent at pizza counter. Laney has been caught on CCTV filming checkout staff, lurking in the aisles and following women around the store.

 

[Laney88]

HAHA no chance im too stealthy!

 

[Marine Iguana]

HAHA no chance im too stealthy!

Snake is that you

 

[Blue Cypher]

HAHA no chance im too stealthy!

snake... Snake... SNAKE!!!!!

 

[Gishee]

I can totally see another one of these on the news!