would you ask out girl in Asda?

Marine Iguana · 26 Jan 2010 at 10:15

Blue Cypher said:
snake... Snake... SNAKE!!!!!

I'm gonna pee myself

My face hurts from laughing.

.Lethal · 26 Jan 2010 at 10:55

Thread has turned to poo now, why oh why hasn't this been locked, OP is clearly making a joke of it now to turn attention away from the original point of the thread.

'Wes · 26 Jan 2010 at 11:08

Close the thread, OP failed to deliver...TWICE = EPIC FAIL = BAN.

dr_volki · 26 Jan 2010 at 11:10

hmmm so ban inc?

The Running Man · 26 Jan 2010 at 11:18

.Lethal said:
Thread has turned to poo now, why oh why hasn't this been locked, OP is clearly making a joke of it now to turn attention away from the original point of the thread.

what would you do when ppl start stalking someone you considered asking out - to the extent where they are going into the store with cameras and scouring facebook?

i dont even know this girl, last thing i want is for a hoarde of ocuk'ers descending on the store kicking up a stink!

4T5 · 26 Jan 2010 at 11:20

Nickg said:
i dont even know this girl, last thing i want is for a hoarde of ocuk'ers descending on the store kicking up a stink!

In the words of the Big kid inside of me, YOU STARTED IT !!!

If the Doris in question is interested in you the attention will be welcomed & boasted about.
If it's not though You are going to get a Criminal record !!!

DJMK4 · 26 Jan 2010 at 11:43

Grab a few condoms from the isle, walk over, slap them on the counter and say "this is how I role...you in?"

Gaurentee'd you'll be seeing the secret rooms of asda in no time et all.

'Wes · 26 Jan 2010 at 11:57

DJMK4 said:
Grab a few condoms from the isle, walk over, slap them on the counter and say "this is how I role...you in?"

Gaurentee'd you'll be seeing the secret rooms of asda in no time et all.

Haha, lol.

daven1986 · 26 Jan 2010 at 12:37

Calm down Nickg, no one is going to tell her "oh this guy from OCuk is going to ask you out". Go and ask her, when she is working and then report back!

Casdawer · 26 Jan 2010 at 12:51

DJMK4 said:
Grab a few condoms from the isle, walk over, slap them on the counter and say "this is how I role...you in?"

Gaurentee'd you'll be seeing the secret rooms of asda in no time et all.

ROFL

Cosimo · 26 Jan 2010 at 13:27

BREAKING NEWS - A young man has shot an ASDA checkout assistant after she refused his advances - More to follow

mattyprice4004 · 26 Jan 2010 at 13:54

I'm fairly local, recently single and want to see this totty. I'm in, anyone come with?

Mat · 26 Jan 2010 at 13:55

GET ON WITH IT MAN!

mattyprice4004 · 26 Jan 2010 at 13:57

You just want down-top shots. I can't promise anything

'Wes · 26 Jan 2010 at 13:57

Mat said:
GET ON WITH IT MAN!

I thought that said; GET WITH A MAN! at a glance.

Duke · 26 Jan 2010 at 14:05

Thread contains traces of eggface.

toon_mad · 26 Jan 2010 at 14:53

Duke said:
Thread contains traces of eggface.

Building Candy · 26 Jan 2010 at 15:05

'Wes said:
I thought that said; GET WITH A MAN! at a glance.

GET IT ON WITH A MAN

Ahleckz · 26 Jan 2010 at 15:09

Nickg said:
there is another hotty on the pizza counter.

Yeah, because I'm sure you'll march up to her and ask her out too!

:rolleyes:

Let it die man!

Infam0us · 26 Jan 2010 at 16:43

This is so last week