Soldato
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snake... Snake... SNAKE!!!!!
I'm gonna pee myself

My face hurts from laughing.
snake... Snake... SNAKE!!!!!
Thread has turned to poo now, why oh why hasn't this been locked, OP is clearly making a joke of it now to turn attention away from the original point of the thread.
i dont even know this girl, last thing i want is for a hoarde of ocuk'ers descending on the store kicking up a stink!
Grab a few condoms from the isle, walk over, slap them on the counter and say "this is how I role...you in?"
Gaurentee'd you'll be seeing the secret rooms of asda in no time et all.
Grab a few condoms from the isle, walk over, slap them on the counter and say "this is how I role...you in?"
Gaurentee'd you'll be seeing the secret rooms of asda in no time et all.
I thought that said; GET WITH A MAN! at a glance.
Yeah, because I'm sure you'll march up to her and ask her out too!there is another hotty on the pizza counter.