would you ask out girl in Asda?

sanaxe1 · 26 Jan 2010 at 20:30

Droolinggimp said:
Aye. Sure is. However they were all happening at the same time pretty much. Had to juggle them around. Im am down to 2 now. Im doing well.

I dont bull****, sorry. As I am single now for the first time in 8 years I am doing what I have missed and that is having fun.

That due to restraining orders? Going by your name i'm guessing you just go into morrisons and stand there drooling and if they don't tell you to **** off you think your well in?

thedoc46 · 26 Jan 2010 at 20:30

I picked up a bird in a supermarket once..

It was cooked and ready to go. Didn't say no though.

Makunouchi · 26 Jan 2010 at 20:34

thedoc46 said:
It was cooked and ready to go. Didn't say no though.

I didn't say yes either though did it?

Consent was not given you poultry rapist!

'Wes · 26 Jan 2010 at 20:34

Makunouchi said:
I didn't say yes either though did it?

Consent was not given you poultry rapist!

Could be a cross of beastiality there, you filthy bugger (TheDoc).

dangerstat · 26 Jan 2010 at 20:35

thedoc46 said:
I picked up a bird in a supermarket once..

It was cooked and ready to go. Didn't say no though.

Well that explains the H1N1 virus then

dangerstat · 26 Jan 2010 at 20:37

Droolinggimp said:
I dont bull****, sorry. As I am single now for the first time in 8 years I am doing what I have missed and that is having fun.

So you're poking half of Morrisons but your spending your evenings posting on OCUK. Your story is about as consistent as Gordon Ramsay's face

Droolinggimp · 26 Jan 2010 at 20:39

sanaxe1 said:
That due to restraining orders? Going by your name i'm guessing you just go into morrisons and stand there drooling and if they don't tell you to **** off you think your well in?

Actually due to being in a relationship or two. I do go into Morrisons everyday and WORK. I get on well with everyone in the store and there a lot of people that like me. I know for a fact, sorry if its too hard for someone to understand but if I like someone I will chat to them and ask them out for a drink or meal etc. So far everyone one I have asked out has been a top date and things happen. I am wanting to test the water before I jump in again.

The only way to do that is to, trial and error.

pzr vr6 · 26 Jan 2010 at 20:42

Droolinggimp said:
Aye. Sure is. However they were all happening at the same time pretty much. Had to juggle them around. Im am down to 2 now. Im doing well.

I dont bull****, sorry. As I am single now for the first time in 8 years I am doing what I have missed and that is having fun.

idiot

Droolinggimp · 26 Jan 2010 at 20:43

Morgoth · 26 Jan 2010 at 20:45

Whether or not Droolinggimp is telling the truth; there's no need to jump on him tbh.

Jambo · 26 Jan 2010 at 20:45

I am disappointed by the Facebook outing. Now the OP is never gonna do it. Thread over. I hope you are proud of yourself Andrew Richards.

And he's definitely gonna shop at Tesco. That's the sad thing in all this.

sanaxe1 · 26 Jan 2010 at 20:46

Droolinggimp said:
Actually due to being in a relationship or two. I do go into Morrisons everyday and WORK. I get on well with everyone in the store and there a lot of people that like me. I know for a fact, sorry if its too hard for someone to understand but if I like someone I will chat to them and ask them out for a drink or meal etc. So far everyone one I have asked out has been a top date and things happen. I am wanting to test the water before I jump in again.

The only way to do that is to, trial and error.

It was tongue in cheek due to your username....

Droolinggimp · 26 Jan 2010 at 20:48

oooohhh... i see.. do apologise..

Droolinggimp · 26 Jan 2010 at 20:51

dangerstat said:
So you're poking half of Morrisons but your spending your evenings posting on OCUK. Your story is about as consistent as Gordon Ramsay's face

Er, yeah sort of if you think 4 people is half of 390 staff.. plus the fact I do have days off and a life and an ex missus that still lives with me, whom I might add is finally leaving this Saturday thank god.

So yeah, its consistant. :confused:

Not all dating and sexual experiences happen during the evening you know.

Mr-White · 26 Jan 2010 at 20:52

Link this thread to Droolinggimp's Morrisons facebook page and see whether he gets another date

MW

Droolinggimp · 26 Jan 2010 at 20:54

Mr-White said:
Link this thread to Droolinggimp's Morrisons facebook page and see whether he gets another date

MW

Please do.. :rolleyes:

silvercut · 26 Jan 2010 at 21:04

ASDA should diversify into dateing agency

MikeHunt79 · 26 Jan 2010 at 21:05

shifty_uk said:
Posting on FacePalm was a bit gay and unnecessary, tbh.

I think nick needs to go back to ASDA sporting this fine number:

shifty_uk · 26 Jan 2010 at 22:13

Laney88 · 26 Jan 2010 at 22:20

ringo747 said:
Haha! Classic! The word will be out now. It is probably being talked about all over the store.

I hope it is being talked about all over the store, my Gfs stepdad works night shifts at the same ASDA maybe i could get her to ask him if he has heard anything though i wouldn't have thought so.

LOL