would you ask out girl in Asda?

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EVH said:
Who's the FB tipster (Andrew Richards) then?

P.s azab350 thread (link)
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Jesus. Reading through that makes me realise how many people have been Permabanned. Ben_M, Azab, KittensCake, Slingwagh. not sorry for the most part, but Slingwagh was an amusing guy.
 
Pestilence said:
Pretty much where it's headed. :D

In any case, what you should do is :

1. Pick up a Quorn pasty from the aisles.
2. Go to her checkout.
3. Place it on the conveyor.
4. STAY at the end of conveyor until she has scanned it and is looking at you, wanting you to come forward and claim your purchase.
5. Walk stiffly to the end of the conveyor, staring wide-eyed at her the whole time. ONLY move your head as you pass her, keeping your eyes locked.
6. With your right fist, SMASH THE PASTY.
7. IMMEDIATELY POINT AT HER.
8. Utter, "Do you KNOW what this MEANS!?!?". Tilt your head back at the end, keeping eye contact the whole time.
9. ??????
10. PROFIT.
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This is one of the funniest things I have ever read on here, first time in a while I have actually cried with laughter :D
 
DampCat said:
Jesus. Reading through that makes me realise how many people have been Permabanned. Ben_M, Azab, KittensCake, Slingwagh. not sorry for the most part, but Slingwagh was an amusing guy.
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That Slingwagh "farmfoods" picture (now removed) still makes me giggle.

Were they all banned as a result of that thread then? :eek:
 
Nah i doubt it. Ben_M was banned for being a ****. Not sure why KittensCake was banned but always thought he was increidbly abrasive. Must have missed his banning since his last post was way back in 08. Azab for multiple accounts, not sure why Slingwagh went though.

I always wonder why people get banned. I think after 12 months the dons should share the goods!
 
Ironic Slingwagh be mentioned in this thread... He was rather good at posting some tasty looking meals, I picked up quite a few good tips on cooking great meals from him..

ASDA do sell food, and most of his threads I remember being about food.. lol

I also think I remember why he got banned... Shame really.

Anyhow, I feel sorry for this bloke now. He wanted to try his luck at asking a lass out at ASDA, he liked her, wanted to ask her for a date... Now, he's perhaps never going to do this, and it 'might' have been the start of something special..

My advice next time Nick.. Don't ask on here if you should do it, just get some Dutch courage and do it without asking on here for advice.......

Good luck if you do however ask her - and don't bother telling them on here...
 
Spawn said:
Exactly...Nickg has only himself to blame for this and now hes gone off crying like a little boy who cant get his way...poor fella:p
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lol i didnt think people would take it as extreme as stalking through random asdas. personally i think its funny as, but tbh i think the thread has run its course!
 
Nickg said:
lol i didnt think people would take it as extreme as stalking through random asdas.
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I would hardly call it stalking, If i don't know if the person exists how can i stalk them haha?

I simply took a photo of an ASDA store and one photo of a random employee hard at work for a few lols :rolleyes:
 
Nickg said:
lol i didnt think people would take it as extreme as stalking through random asdas. personally i think its funny as, but tbh i think the thread has run its course!
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so have you asked her out yet? :)
that's what all here are waiting for and then the thread is done. :cool:
 
Send her one of these :-)

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