Soldato
Poor Nickg!
His hopes dashed against the cruel and merciless rocks of OCUK.
His hopes dashed against the cruel and merciless rocks of OCUK.
Pretty much where it's headed.
In any case, what you should do is :
1. Pick up a Quorn pasty from the aisles.
2. Go to her checkout.
3. Place it on the conveyor.
4. STAY at the end of conveyor until she has scanned it and is looking at you, wanting you to come forward and claim your purchase.
5. Walk stiffly to the end of the conveyor, staring wide-eyed at her the whole time. ONLY move your head as you pass her, keeping your eyes locked.
6. With your right fist, SMASH THE PASTY.
7. IMMEDIATELY POINT AT HER.
8. Utter, "Do you KNOW what this MEANS!?!?". Tilt your head back at the end, keeping eye contact the whole time.
9. ??????
10. PROFIT.
Jesus. Reading through that makes me realise how many people have been Permabanned. Ben_M, Azab, KittensCake, Slingwagh. not sorry for the most part, but Slingwagh was an amusing guy.
All I want to know is the Porter's what.... ?
does the asda lass know yet then?
Exactly...Nickg has only himself to blame for this and now hes gone off crying like a little boy who cant get his way...poor fella
lol i didnt think people would take it as extreme as stalking through random asdas.
lol i didnt think people would take it as extreme as stalking through random asdas. personally i think its funny as, but tbh i think the thread has run its course!
so have you asked her out yet?
that's what all here are waiting for and then the thread is done.
Nickg isn't Alpha enough to ask any girl out.
/waves to asda staff