write 5 things about yourself....

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use this part of the forum to write down 5 things that are usual or unusual about you..

I'm looking for humor that is safe for work too!
 
I'm ginger and proud of it.

I can recite the full name of Johan Gambolputty De Von Ausfern Spendenschlitt Crass Crembonne Fried Digger Danger Dongle Berstein Von Knacker Thrasher Apple Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander Knotty Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser Kerschlich Himble Eisen Bahnwagen Gutem Aber Bitter Einen Nuremburger Bratwursle Gesperten Mit Zwei Macher Luber Hundsfut Gumberaber Schonen Danke Kalbsfleisch Mittle Raucher Von Hautkopf of Ulm.

I once dressed up as Doctor Zoidberg at a cosplay event.

I'm fluent in three languages: English, Gibberish, and Rubbish.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do... I prefer Dos Equis.
 
I'm one of only two people in 150 years that is left handed in my entire family ( the other is my uncle )
I was 5ft 3 when i left school at 16
I find sex immensely boring
I was the first member of my immediate family to get pierced and tattooed
I hate Simon Pegg
 
I have the worlds roughest guts at the moment. I feel sorry for the guy sat next to me at work. He hasn't said anything either.
 
i like cats

i dislike vegetables, i never eat them

i write with my left hand, i will throw distance with my right

i am a good negotiator

i trod on an adder when i was 7
 
- I'm originally from Canada and although I had a rather large distaste for my country when I moved here 5 years ago, I REALLY miss it and can't wait to move back in 2 years. (This isn't a slate at the UK, I do like it here, but I like it in Canada more)

- I totally freak out if someone's nose touches any part of my body below my face.

- I curl into a ball and turn into a little girl when I'm tickled. It's like I'm paralysed and other than squealing, I'm unable to speak at all. Fortunately though, I'm only ticklish once or twice a year. For the other 364 or 363 days of the year, it is impossible to tickle me.does absolutely nothing to me.

- I have cheated on every girl I have ever been involved with except for two. One was my first love and the second was the woman who ended up becoming my wife.

- In my graduating year of High School, my parents kicked me out of the house for absolutely no reason (seriously) so I had to drop out of school and get a full time job in order to support myself. I never ended up graduating. I'm now one of the directors for a media agency which I partially own so while I have no reason to go and get my diploma, I still plan on doing so.
 
psd99 said:
use this part of the forum to write down 5 things that are usual or unusual about you..

I'm looking for humor that is safe for work too!
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Things that are usual about you? Ok, I'm right handed, I'm 6'+ (I'm on the internet see), I've got brown hair, I'm late 20s, I'm in full time employment.

Do you really want to know things that are usual about us? It doesn't seem all that interesting...

Maccy said:
I like One Direction.
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Please tell me that's a reference to a particular compass direction and not the boyband? :p
 
I don't eat cold food
I'm 6'3 and the shortest male in my family. My brother calls me 'shorty'. He's about 6'7.
I like the colours orange and black together. I find it relaxing.
I love animals
The foods I eat the most above all are chicken, oats and eggs.
 
I am a nice guy
I like Women
I like pastys or pancakes
I am not gay
I am an excellent lover

I think that's 5
 
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