Write a lie about the poster above!

[ubersonic]

Actually lives in a quite bright part of Essex

 

[tangey]

Isn't a really quick hedgehog

 

[jon86]

is actually quite sweet.

 

[Noxia]

Born in 1987

 

[jon86]

Loves Apple (iPhone) too much to betray the brand by using the name of a competitor.

 

[hurfdurf]

Loves Apple (iPhone) too much to betray the brand by using the name of a competitor.

Was born in the late 90’s

 

[Ayahuasca]

Was actually born in the late 1890s, but after discovering the secret to immortality, he chose to spend eternity posting on forums and reminiscing about PRIDE FC. Scientists are still baffled by his OnlyFans subscription model.

 

[dav3evans]

Sneezed on their keyboard when entering a forum username