Write a lie about the poster above!

Allnamestaken · 13 Aug 2010 at 21:15

PardonTheWait Is the father of the pancake that is Simulatorman!

LOAM · 13 Aug 2010 at 21:19

^ was once second in line in a human centipede

tr1cky · 13 Aug 2010 at 21:26

^ was third in line in a human centipede

D.Roberts · 13 Aug 2010 at 21:27

^Was disappointed he did not make it in line was all ways last to be chosen in school to

ots3go · 13 Aug 2010 at 21:28

^ Ate a spider to catch the fly.

I don't know why.

GTanny · 13 Aug 2010 at 21:34

^ has on more then one occation used the scrapings inbetween his toes as an alternative to parmazan cheese

D.Roberts · 13 Aug 2010 at 21:35

^all so shares the said fluff

tr1cky · 13 Aug 2010 at 21:42

^ always got picked first in school

D.Roberts · 13 Aug 2010 at 21:43

tr1cky said:
^ always got picked first in school

Close but should have been

^ always got picked ON first in school

Skidder · 13 Aug 2010 at 21:53

D.Roberts said:
Close but should have been

^ always got picked ON first in school

was resuscitated after a bout of misadventure with auto asphyxiation and masturbation

Kawolski · 13 Aug 2010 at 22:08

^ is a dab hand at resuscitation.

tr1cky · 13 Aug 2010 at 22:16

You do realise we are doing lies??

^ never drops the soap

Grandmaster Fap! · 13 Aug 2010 at 22:16

^ Tried to circumcise himself with a Black & Decker :eek:

TurnipHead · 13 Aug 2010 at 22:18

^ is not touching himself innapropriately right now.

secretspy · 13 Aug 2010 at 22:22

Once milked a cat and did inappropriate things to a cow called Dolly

Stupot_ · 13 Aug 2010 at 22:28

Doesn't want to get laid by everyone on the forum

shine · 13 Aug 2010 at 22:32

Isn't a virgin.

mattjd · 13 Aug 2010 at 22:33

Once had a stag party with Kerry Katona.

Stupot_ · 13 Aug 2010 at 22:33

Hasn't got his finger up his botty right now

mattjd · 13 Aug 2010 at 22:36

Once cummed into a pot and drank it with a spoon and was soon known as Cumpot Stu.