Write a lie about the poster above!

[meghatronic]

^ was technically born a female before the op.

 

[Bennie-Mac]

Meghatronic wrote, directed and starred in a one man show entitled "Fappachino" which consisted of one mans quest to pleasure himself at every Starbucks cafe in the United States. Critically acclaimed, the show ran for 3 years on Broadway and the final show currently holds the world record for longest standing ovation at over 4 hours and 34 minutes.

 

[OpenToSuggestions]

The poster above me is attracted to women and most definately doesn't do 'air guitar' on his bed.

 

[Jumblejug]

^ Filmed 2 girls, 1 cup

 

[Greenlizard0]

^Filmed, lemon party.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

^ is so cool. Too cool, some would say.

 

[antijoke]

Has a pet sheep called Adam.

 

[Sawell]

Was standing in the queue at a well-known supermarket when he felt a thud. Upon inspection of the floor he found, quite embarrassingly, that his penis had fallen off. He looked around quickly before inconspicuously trying to tie his shoe and clench his detached phallus simultaneously. Unfortunately the timing was off, and an old lady named Madge clocked him cocking his shotgun and began repeatedly hitting him over the head with her vintage Burberry purse. Filled with shame and remorse the above poster fled the supermarket in shame, only to be stopped by two security guards for an alleged cucumber theft. Further sinking into a slum of depression the above poster tried his hardest to explain the situation that had fallen upon him. Unfortunately for him, Bob (the older of the two security guards) had been having a bad day, and was sick of his assumed lies. Bob forced the above poster to reveal the contents of his pocket, where Bob would find what looked like the most life-like rampant rabbit shaft he'd ever seen. Bob explained to the above poster that the item in question would need to be confiscated and checked against their stock in the store, much to the dismay of the poster above.

To this day the above poster has never received his manhood back, whilst reports of Bob becoming a multi-millionaire with a new line of cloned penis synthetics for sexual pleasure have been splashed across news sites around the globe.

 

[LeJosh]

Can write good lies.

 

[Beerbaron]

LeJosh is really posting from The Hague where he is currently standing trial for war crime in Sierra Leone

 

[SiriusB]

Will dissolve if smothered in a certain yellow condiment.

 

[Senture]

^
Is not a shop

 

[GravyMonster]

^ Tastes like lemon Jif.

 

[icedbullet]

^Likes to fist fight with random chickens whilst gambolling through windows and crowded streets

 

[twe]

^ His penis is bigger than mine

 

[SideWinder]

^ He confessed he would rather have an intimate relationship with Boris Johnson than a one night stand with Kate Moss.

 

[antijoke]

^Is Jesus.

 

[Ceryndrion]

^ Born and raised in west philadelphia, until some guys that were up to no good, started a streetfight. This in turn caused his mother to send him to bel air, where he could be kept out of trouble by his overbearing uncle.

 

[TheMightyTen]

Stole an FV623 Stalwart from Gütersloh, Germany%

 

[TheCenturion]

^has a nice sig