Write a lie about the poster above!

[FnG]magnolia · 15 Aug 2010 at 13:18

Is the other Glitter son who hasn't been 'introduced to the family' :eek:

Chives · 15 Aug 2010 at 13:20

^

Is the other glitter daughter who hasn't met her father.

[FnG]magnolia · 15 Aug 2010 at 13:24

^ knows a combo breaker

Chives · 15 Aug 2010 at 13:27

^Is tefal's long lost companion in the kitchen

[FnG]magnolia · 15 Aug 2010 at 13:29

^ knows the difference between bedroom and kitchen.

MiNxYyY · 15 Aug 2010 at 13:31

Shouldnt be anymore than 2foot away from the cooker

Grandmaster Fap! · 15 Aug 2010 at 13:39

^ Not once tried to climb up 'Big Ben' naked covered in KY.....oh no sir

Chives · 15 Aug 2010 at 13:39

^ Has a very legible sig

EdGey · 15 Aug 2010 at 13:43

Isnt a shop.

Cybermyk · 15 Aug 2010 at 13:56

^ Is housebroken

TheCenturion · 15 Aug 2010 at 13:57

actually has hair

[FnG]magnolia · 15 Aug 2010 at 13:59

IS a shop.

Von Smallhausen · 15 Aug 2010 at 14:00

Was sued by ICI for stealing a paint colour name.

Cybermyk · 15 Aug 2010 at 14:09

^ Is the good cop

Frenzy · 15 Aug 2010 at 14:11

^ Is called cybermyk because he lost his genitals in a sheep related accident

Grandmaster Fap! · 15 Aug 2010 at 14:41

Is not called Frenzy because of the time he was locked in a shed with fifty rabbits :eek:

SkeeterUK · 15 Aug 2010 at 14:54

Castor touched me. Im telling..

Martin_Man · 15 Aug 2010 at 15:47

some say he once tried catching fish whilst wearing boxing gloves whilst others say he brushes his teeth with a wire brush because he's teeth are made out of steel, all we know is he's called the SkeeterUK

mufc802 · 15 Aug 2010 at 16:46

Some say he had a boxing match with a fisherman and he's got no teeth left, all we know is he's SkeeterUK's Welsh cousin.