WTF!!!

Rameses · 12 Feb 2011 at 16:13

You forgot to add the PROBLEM guy after!

dowie · 12 Feb 2011 at 16:19

Maximum Triceratops said:
not sure but they asked my neighbour to help them push it onto the grass:/

Wait a minute - you and your neighbours own the land yet your neighbour helped them pus this caravan onto the grass?

Does he know them and has given permission without asking the rest of the street or is he just insanely silly?

Westyfield2 · 12 Feb 2011 at 16:19

Tow it.

Housey · 12 Feb 2011 at 16:31

Dig a moat around the van, fill said moat with oil and then knock on the door.

"Hello smelly tinker bin diver, in 1 hour I plan to light this moat"

"Du like dags"

"Sorry, couldn't wait the hour, bufff"

Warm hands

bhavv · 12 Feb 2011 at 16:33

StoutMeister · 12 Feb 2011 at 16:34

Forde said:
They are the location scouts. Prepare for Gyppopocalypse!

Douse them in petrol, set the dogs on them, then tell them their dole has been revoked.

arknor · 12 Feb 2011 at 16:36

why dont you just go knock on there caravan say hello , ask if they are planning on staying for long or not, say you dont have any problems with it aslong as they respect your property and dont make a mess.

odds are they wont be staying for long and a lot of them are fairly friendly aslong as you get off on the right foot

Toxic Babyface · 12 Feb 2011 at 16:41

Blimey

I feel for you here. I know what that's like. Funny how nobody seems to care when you tell them about it. Be nice if we could get away with burning the parasites out except we would be the one's in trouble

Keep us updated and don't do anything silly

Cosimo · 12 Feb 2011 at 16:47

greywolf said:
The answer is simple.

Print this out, stick it up at the window. Problem solved.

Easiest way of getting rid of em tbh.[/QUOTE]

Haha :D

Tachyon · 12 Feb 2011 at 17:04

This time tomorrow!

Edrof · 12 Feb 2011 at 17:15

Ha ha

gotta love GD.

MissileMoose · 12 Feb 2011 at 17:16

Seriously LOL ^

Lethal` · 12 Feb 2011 at 17:22

Nice shop

churchhawk · 12 Feb 2011 at 17:24

lmao

Podmonkey · 12 Feb 2011 at 17:28

You are screwed. Buy a big angry dog that eats caravans is all I can offer.

Hate them so much. Have a few around here that come around stealing anything from peoples back gardens. They decided the other night that there wasnt enough in the gardens so broke into the local phone line station and stole all the wiring from the inside, leaving the whole area without any phone/internet for 4 days. Chances are they will be back now that its been repaired. Need a swift kick in the ********.

churchhawk · 12 Feb 2011 at 17:31

Podmonkey said:
You are screwed. Buy a big angry dog that eats caravans is all I can offer.

Hate them so much. Have a few around here that come around stealing anything from peoples back gardens. They decided the other night that there wasnt enough in the gardens so broke into the local phone line station and stole all the wiring from the inside, leaving the whole area without any phone/internet for 4 days. Chances are they will be back now that its been repaired. Need a swift kick in the ********.

Trouble is no one stands up to these people and they know it. I mean you say kick them in the ****** but are you going to go out an confront them?

The general public are so out of touch and paranoid nowadays that these kinds of people could steal in broad daylight and no one would batter an eyelid.

dunker · 12 Feb 2011 at 17:38

lol great shop, even one in his garden! hahahaa

233 · 12 Feb 2011 at 17:38

bet the op's Impreza is up on bricks tommorow

wordy · 12 Feb 2011 at 17:39

Try to sell them pegs.
Offer to tramac their caravan.
Give them a few dags.
Punch one of their daughters in the face as their courtship ritual.

SkeeterUK · 12 Feb 2011 at 17:40

Tell em if they have weed and give u loads for free then they can stay otherwise find a car and tow the mofos away and dumb their caravan at the beach or somit.